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[Sassuback @sassattack3]

HBO: Remake Game of Thrones Season 8 with competent writers. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/2qzVfnn5iO via @CdnChange

[Fact @Fact]

Not having enough sex can put you at risk of anxiety, paranoia and depression.

[Sassuback @sassattack3]

@Fact No

[Sassuback @sassattack3]

@Canucks @AirCanada Vegas !

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Weird. My daughter JUST stabbed me in the right eye. (She’s not a ninja, but she IS a bit of a dick) Point is, We can finally trade roles... (Happy Birthday Bubba!)

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Someone is suing Canada Dry Ginger Ale because it contains no ginger, so I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Panda Express.

[Sassuback @sassattack3]

https://t.co/aiB7sR9wKy

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

A salute to end the Summer Showdown! #CanucksDevCamp

[Jeff Paterson @patersonjeff]

#ALLCAPS first rounders:
2004 Ovi
2006 Backstrom
2008 Carlson
2010 Kuznetsov
2012 Wilson
2013 Burakovsky
2014 Vrana
scouts did all right.
Probably why #Canucks should hang on to 7th overall

[Sassuback @sassattack3]

#ThankYouSedins #Canucks Although its hard to say goodbye so greatful i got to enjoy watching what you two brought to the game

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

SCORES!!!! 🎉 #CANUCKS WIN!!!! 🎉

DANIEL SEDIN!!!!

[Sassuback @sassattack3]

Fuck ya !#sedins

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

"I remember Daniel got hit last year and had a separated shoulder. He didn't miss any time. Then last Sunday Henrik was sick and could barely get out of bed, then he played 19 minutes. These are tough players and I'm glad our young players were around that." - GM Jim Benning

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

Yeah- I have my pyjamas on.

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

"We started the year with the mindset that a decision would be made in the postseason. But it became clear, after discussions with our families throughout the year, that this will be our last season..." https://t.co/hOhtj2kTLM

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

🎉 #CANUCKS WIN!!!!! 🎉

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

#WestShore #RCMP are responding to the area of Bear Mountain Parkway and Players Drive for reports of a male with a rifle. The male has been located and rifle has found to actually be an umbrella.