Cassie Burgard

Love never fails

[Good Morning America @GMA]

This girl's reaction to finding out she’s going to be adopted is the most beautiful thing on the internet today! https://t.co/2hSd1emqNK

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

Non-educator: It must be nice getting a winter break.

Educator: It must be nice only working 40 hours a week.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Matt Lauer lost his job.
Charlie Rose lost his job.
Mark Halperin lost his job.
Glenn Thrush lost his job.
Billy Bush lost his job.
Harvey Weinstein lost his job.
Kevin Spacey lost his job.
But in politics...
Conyers still in Congress.
Moore still running.
Trump still President.

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

Went to @IKEAUSA, found perfect table had to wait about 2 hours in pickup for them to tell us it was oversold then discontinued #neveragain

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

Adventure in Virginia #1: currently being judged for wearing rain boots in Wawa by a woman wearing fuzzy slippers and pajama pants 😐🙃🙄

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

When the Starbucks barista asks if I'm getting my masters just to find a husband 😒

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

Just had to email my online professor apologizing for being in the bathroom when she decided to call on me for no reason..

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

In the wise words of a 5th grader, "Canada is going to be lit"

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

The boy I'm babysitting for thinks if you order 8 chicken wings then you must be having a party..

[Alexandra Zaslow @AlexandraZaslow]

Jen right now #brangelina 💔

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

The divorce of Angelina and Brad is literally the moment I have been waiting for since he cheated on Jen

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

My sincerest apologies to anyone who watched my snapchat story and had to listen to my terrible singing 😳

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

Nina and Taylor are currently fighting about when I'm allowed to get engaged

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

The highlight of my day was Penn's parking garage system breaking meaning that I didn't have to pay $20 to park for work 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

There's literally a phone number you can call if you think the election is being rigged against Donald Trump. Packing my suitcase now

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

My mom got the stink eye at dinner from a random lady because I was drinking a beer...

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

Since I've cut my hair I haven't been carded once... It's truly a miracle

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

Evan just told me he is going to buy me a really cheap engagement ring so that he can buy a super expensive motorcycle #priorities

[Cassie Burgard @sasscass123]

Watching Stranger Things really makes me want to eat boxes and boxes of eggo waffles

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Mood this whole week