Grachè

that’s a big word for elmo

[Grachè @sassgoddd]

My cat saw a dragonfly on the railing this morning. Tell me this isn’t the cutest shit

[big jake 🫯 @jake2160p]

White people be like wait I need to take Adderall and hit my dab rig before I go to fill up at the gas station

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[♡ h a u t i s m ♡ @cestbunni]

i carry a pocket constitution, and extras for others, and everyone is always shocked when i show them it’s literally WRITTEN IN THE CONSTITUTION for us to overthrow the govt and that we should have looooong before this current administration

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I'm sorry. Are we a fucking monarchy? Since WHEN do ELECTED seats go to next of kin in America???

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Women are lonely, too. But people don’t care because lonely women don’t murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

This is fucking insane and can’t stand.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

Every parent of a child with special needs should be terrified right now

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People die of preventable illnesses because they can’t afford healthcare

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Mom giving an Update on dads garden