The Sassy Lumberjack

I'm offensive and extremely inappropriate. IG: @thesassylumberjack

[The Sassy Lumberjack @sassjack1]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @truecrimeobsess: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/gNF9Qjncsf

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@Xfinity your customer service is a joke. If I could actually speak to a real person I would end my service with you right now.

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@PitViperShades you need to start a dating app. #pitvipersonly

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@BillCosby Fuck you.

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@BillCosby You’re a piece of shit.

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I still don’t know how to fuckin use Twitter.

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#4runner #solocamping

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Getting the roof rack on the truck this week//adventure planning//so fuckin excited

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You know you’re from New Mexico when: someone says they went to Las Vegas and you have to ask which one. 😂

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@JoeBiden WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!? You are already failing.

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Vote for me, fuckers!!! Your girl is trying to win some money for #overlanding Help me out! Less than 10 hours to vote!!! https://t.co/cqyuUGUBRV

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She’s my 🧡🤢Fartentine🤢🧡 her weird sleeping poses are my favorite//her booty is toxic// she holds my arms when I’m petting her cuz she won’t let me go// ❣️💌 True Love 💌❣️ @ Fartville https://t.co/nDp99uzGQX

[The Sassy Lumberjack @sassjack1]

Just posted a photo @ Vote or Shut Up. https://t.co/V1VR1J6RIm

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STOP PRETENDING TRUMP ISN’T RACIST.
FUCK WHITE SUPREMACY!!!!
FUCK TRUMP!!!!
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE

[The Sassy Lumberjack @sassjack1]

@AskLyft Trying to contact anyone to talk to is a nightmare. I tried reporting a safety issue and the person hung up on me.

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@lyft Your driver last night saved my life! We were shot at while I was exiting his car- he got me back into the car and drove me to safety, called 911 and checked me for injuries because I was bleeding. His name is Isaiah & HE SAVED MY LIFE.

[The Sassy Lumberjack @sassjack1]

@lyft Your driver last night saved my life! We were shot at while I was exiting his car- he got me back into the car and drove me to safety, called 911 and checked me for injuries because I was bleeding. His name is Isaiah & HE SAVED MY LIFE.

[The Sassy Lumberjack @sassjack1]

I don’t trust people that don’t have sriracha in their fridge.

[The Sassy Lumberjack @sassjack1]

I don’t know who sheds more- me or my dog, but I am the only one cleaning. & she fuckin knows it.

[The Sassy Lumberjack @sassjack1]

I’ve gotten rice thrice in my hair today. How is your fucking Friday?