ive lost control

he/she/they 🇵🇸

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

YOU MUST

[Memo @fell___omen]

Wow I missed new york I forgot people just be wearing Whatever the Fuck here

[awlivv @awlivv69]

rt if you fucking hate AI

[LINDSEY 👩🏿‍💻 🍑 | SaaS Doll @LindseyCreated]

No, it’s witchcraft. Don’t order the drops.

[mdw @m__d__w]

Going Brooklyn Sober for September (no drugs or alcohol unless someone else bought them)

[TAYLA☁️ @ponar15]

The life of a showgirl

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

If you can overnight ship a pride flag, you can overnight ship a steamer.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Can we please stop comparing the lion to the tiger? A tiger is stronger, is heavier, is faster and more brutal than lions.

The lion is a fraudulent creature who paid influencers to call it “king of the jungle”. This overhyped wig-wearing fraud does NOT even live in the jungle.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

thomas the tank engine watching all these planes fall out of the sky:

[expert bimbologist™️ @bimbologymajor]

Cannot emphasize how much this actually, truly changed my life. Been living by the nine delights for years and it’s basically a religion to me

[sarina @sariverse]

divisive take but the tiny neighborhood café is a place for reading and small talk with friends and shouldn’t be your work zoom call setting

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

real

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Inspired by the guy who had never heard of the Odyssey, here’s a thread of books you should at least KNOW about, if you want to be culturally literate.

[jules @ladyjuleseth]

all it took was under a minute of melissa mccarthy to get me to laugh at snl again

[b @twunkez]

A fade and threaded eyebrows in jail??? They are trying to start a revolution

[bubs!! @etoilepattinson]

make likes public again. i want to know the names of all the 8.3k that liked this tweet. gross, vile, despicable, pathetic excuses for human beings

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast