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[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

We must be willing to get rid of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us
-Joseph Campbell

[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

Perfection.
Joy.
Love.
Crying.
Pick a word! 😍

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Say one word about this video https://t.co/8jxViek2ee

[Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn]

Constantly feeling Feelings of
Overworked / Not doing
Burned out Enough

( •_•) (•_• )
( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\

[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

Love when I get waves of past emotions. Why not relive a past trauma at 12:27 on a Thursday driving down 610.

[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

This girl is too cute! The poses! The looks! Girl where did you get those jeans? LIVING FOR IT ALL!

[@exidrist @K1SS4KYU]

there’s not such thing as a stupid reason to stay alive. your favorite artist is releasing a song and you wanna listen to it?majestic. no one will feed your animals?perfect. you won’t be able to eat pizza anymore? fantastic. as long as it keeps you alive, it’s valid and important

[★ Ray ★ @syphahavemercy]

why are we not alking about this?..A black woman is the fastest person in the world! and she became it right after having a baby..
WHAT CANT WE DO?!👏🏾✨

[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

Oop well—— I figured out what’s wrong with him

[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

What the heck?! Did I just go on a date with a decent guy who I actually like?! This is freaking weird.... someone bring around a trash boy before I realize what I deserve!

[britney @BritneyMarie__]

before 69 snitches, yes I want your attention.

[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

What the heck?! Did I just go on a date with a decent guy who I actually like?! This is freaking weird.... someone bring around a trash boy before I realize what I deserve!

[delanie @DelanieKipp]

HER EYES ARE GREEN LIKE THE TREES IN NACOGDOCHESSSSS

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

I told my Uber driver I was from Texas and he GENUINELY asked me where my boots and hat were. It was cute but do people really think all Texans are cowboys/cowgirls?? Lmao

[Daisy THEE GRAD @dij4raybae]

Healthy vs. Unhealthy relationships‼️

[EJ Mason @codeability]

Hi! I'm a disabled person. This would change my life. Things like this are meant for elderly and disabled people, and marketed toward younger people to give the products traction. And even outside that: condemning people's perceived laziness is ableism. Let's not do this.

[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

Someone tell my physical body to chill the heck out! I don’t have time for this mess of doctors and tests.

[callie🌷 @sassmaster_cal]

Short answer yes, long answer I would do this just to do this!

[buggie (taylor’s version) @FIGHTlNGDRAGONS]

would u ride this for free concert tickets for life https://t.co/eZHckWb2tK

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

REASONS TO DATE ME:

-good looking enough people will be like “nice” but ugly enough no one will try to steal me

-fantastic sense of humour due to years of emotional trauma

-uses a metal straw to help sea turtles

REASONS NOT TO DATE ME:

-???
-???
-you support global warming

[RUSS @russdiemon]

how many days a week am I allowed to have sushi