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EOVM💍

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I am on a mission to befriend the neighborhood crows

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I can remember first and last names of everyone in my kindergarten class but I can never remember which side my fucking gas tank is on

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Having a gap between clients means giving myself some LED therapy 😎

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🥹🥹🥹

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Im going to try to make heart shaped tortillas for dinner tonight 🥲

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I told myself that this winter I would transform my skin and the progress so far is insane

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All I gotta say is fuck Miami

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I lasted 9 days in the Guatemalan sun without getting sunburn, climbing a volcano took me out

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The bugs in guatemala bite fucking different omg my poor legs

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I walk into a bodega on the east side and the guy literally goes “you’re not from Bridgeport are you?” Tf does that mean lmao

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Today I learned how to make tortillas

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Like over the holidays? I was fine. Someone sent me a text about scrapbooking and it sent me into a spiral.

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Grief is weird because it hits you when you don’t really expect it

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if you ever need me, i’m always just 3 missed calls and 4 text messages away

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There goes my blowout

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Don’t you hate when it’s hair wash day and it’s fucking raining

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Grateful doesn’t even come close

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1 year ago today I started esthetics school 🥹 fast forward to today & im a whole business owner with an incredible clientele

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waxing pits >>> shaving pits