matt

honk honk

[DONNIE DARKO 🧛🏽 @D0NNIED0TC0M]

i wanted to buy $6 deodorant and pressed the button after waiting 10 min i just gave up but stole a $5 chapstick on my way out for the inconvenience

[Andy Lee Parker @AndyLeeParker1]

Pssst-- unpopular take--90% of "mental illnesses" are actualy normal human responses to the 24/7 socioeconomic terrorism of feudal vulture capitalism.

[matt @sassmastermatt]

@RobSchneider No wonder your daughter doesn’t love you

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

He sold 220,000 tickets to the inauguration. Tens of thousands of people flew to D.C. for it. Only to find out at the last minute that it’s being held indoors and they will be unable to attend in person due to limited space in the rotunda. What a motherfucking grifter and POS.

[Aerin @FromAerin]

Is everybody a fucking idiot these days? A baby shower isn’t simply a “party” it’s to give the community a chance to give the mom gifts related to rearing a child.

Please stay that ass at home

[✭ gay-z the gay dj ✭ @djgayz]

yall please go watch this so we can have more black led buddy comedies without kevin hart

[Alana McLaughlin🏳️‍⚧️ @AlanaFeral]

When these people say "pedophiles" they don't mean the pastor diddling a 10 year old, or their cousin marrying a 16 year old. They mean queer people.

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

Free Luigi

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

This really ain’t about black or white. This is rich vs the rest. Nasty. Very nasty

[Courtney 🩶🖤 @wonderlandcourt]

before you praise this man, just know HE is the reason for this ban. he started it in 2020 and now he gets to come in to save the day and look like a hero. it’s still fuck trump today, tomorrow, and every day after that

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

Called Aubrey white boy for months just to do this lmao ok

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

He looks evil AF. Like an actual Devil

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

How I’m moving after hitting the pen 21 times and going to the store

[Tiffany🩷🩵💜 (she/her) @sillymusicqueen]

Yall see it???

[LavaLampDrinker @GirJpg]

"Free speech" mfs when people use their free speech to actually voice their opinions instead of just saying slurs and harassing people:

[Jon “Bowzer” Bauman @JonBowzerBauman]

I went to Obama’s 2009 inauguration. The wind chill factor was in the teens & this is who showed up.

Trump & his minions are wimps.

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

Andrew Tate has lost his final appeal in court, he now faces 20 years in a Romanian Jail.

[sean @_sn_n]

the party that wants to bring back masculinity and “real men” has moved the inauguration indoors cause it too cold