mel mclean

married, boring & sassy as fuck

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@juliahates I got that shirt you can borrow haha

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@juliahates Me too girl!! We are pretty much the same length. My hairdresser grabbed it and pulled on Sunday and asked if it was all mine haha

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

They say it takes a village to raise a child. My village is Bailey, Jose, Jack, and Smirnoff.

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@SpotifyCares I have had a premium account with you for over a year and I’m somehow not eligible for the free google mini. What gives?!!

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@asloversgo_ Swoop flies to Florida for cheap from the Hamilton airport! (Don’t know if that helps)

[honestly mom @honestly_mom]

Why do babies wait until you just changed them to poop?

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again.

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@asloversgo_ ....but he bought a million inch tv

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

holy crap this made me bawl my eyes out 😭

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

My Heart

Brother of the year forever 😭

Retweet ❤️

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@uhhmelia_ Risk the drama and do it anyways?

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@juliahates At least you’re cute as well as being over it

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@uhhmelia_ They are a favourite of ours! The convenience is enough for me to love them haha

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@Kailaxvx I’d like it again if I could! I’ve watched it easily 10 times

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@carlybellexo But an awesome/fun feeling!

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@jengillen Babe

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@sarahelhamz We had a diaper party (thank fuck) so we have a stock in our basement

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

the price of good quality skincare products makes me want to barf, but I spend it anyways. thank fuck for our bunker of diapers downstairs... 😬

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@uhhmelia_ THIS!!!!

[mel mclean @sassmclean]

@uhhmelia_ At least I’ll be a cheap drunk for a while