look, unfortunately I am going to have to be paid more than £82,000 per year, or I’ll have no choice but to do a corruption, I am a good person who should be trusted as a lawmaker btw
Just heard @spectator are planning to run a story on me tomorrow about how I have benefitted commercially in the last 18 months…To clarify, I don’t need to partner with brands. I partner because I want to progress the work I do off the pitch and…(1)
Three of the reasons I have published 2 books and 5,000 tweets since 2015:
1) I sleep 1 hour a night
2) I am professionally very unsuccessful
3) I have substituted a family life for drinking alone while staring at my phone
Which of these three strategies is the hardest for you?
@lesmillsUK wow, missed cancelling subscription by a few minutes and am being charged £95. Pathetic email back froma service which has probably trebled its profits during covid. Appalling.
If I have this right, Nicola Sturgeon is accused of lying to the Scottish Parliament and the BBC reports that if found guilty she will ‘have to resign’, but Boris Johnson has been proven to lie to the UK Parliament multiple times and is able to do so with impunity.
Right I’m sorry I don’t want to cause more strife on Twitter but. This is my least favourite of all the lockdowns. I’m so sorry lockdown 3 fans but this is the rubbishist out of the trilogy. Noone is even making bread this time.