I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.
i literally looked my boss in the eyes today and said “if you weren’t my boss i would throw this calculator at your face” and i’m realizing now that might’ve been a tiny bit dramatic
@Softnessa_ getting a child a nice car is a waste because i promise they will eventually wreck it so don’t bother. also getting a child a car is enough in itself so this is insane. “i don’t want it” ok mf i wont get you SHIT ever
Donald Trump announces he will not be attending his son’s wedding this weekend:
“Circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so.”