Fairy Squad Mother®

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Hey - I just joined the Gem & Jam Community on Radiate! Now I'm entered to win 2 GA tickets to the fest thanks to @GemandJamFest + @RadiateTheWorld! You can too: https://t.co/PAHnT7YN3m

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

I think I just need to turn my phone off for the next couple days

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

At least I have one solid friend

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

I get that I don't have money to do things and I'm quiet sometimes but damn. Am I really that annoying to be around?

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Wish I had friends to hang out with

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

If you can interact with me through social media you are more than capable of taking two seconds to text me back 🙄

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

I just want a hug...from a taco...in my belly

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

I should probably give up and sell my belongings and fall off the face of the earth

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Would seriously kill for soup and cuddles rn

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Netflix needs to never ask if I want to watch Dexter again. No I don't. That final episode pissed me off for weeks the first time

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Holy shit papadosio is gonna be in MN in march. I'm going to shit my pants

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

It's no surprise that my phone is a piece of shit...I just dropped it in hot dish 😒

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

I think I might be getting the flu and all I wanna do is curl up in bed with a cauldron of soup

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

When people don't really care they just like to know your business 🙄🙃👋🏻

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Of course I'd get an upset stomach and headache at the same time 😩

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Don't ever complain to me about missing your significant other if you live less than 20 mins from each other. Okay thanks

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

I shoulda ate something before work. Send help

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Just keep truckin

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Now hangry jen is pissed so there's that. I need to leave work. Now.

[Fairy Squad Mother® @Sasssifer]

Hangry jen isn't a nice jen