Alyssa

There is probably sun screen in my purse.

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

Just looked at a coworker and told them they’re killing the earth for their nieces and nephews when they said they’re using AI “a lot”

So I’m choosing violence this morning

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

@ChrisJacksonSC …You realize mandatory overtime is literally throwing money at the wall, right?

I support ensuring depts are using money wisely, but GTFO if you’re cheering for slashing NOAA but not the defense budget.

We’re not in trillions of dollars of debt because of NOAA, big dog.

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

At a Gopher hockey game and the announcer said Gophs were at full strength after a power play, and a long forgotten part of my brain rose up to shout, “ALWAYS WERE”

[jen @jensens]

watching team USA post those stories and laugh at that man’s jokes

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

It’s TIME*

*I’m watching the curling doubles gold medal match replay

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

CORY AND CORY GOING FOR GOLD IN CURLING!!!!! STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

game boring af

[Rurouni Aly 🔜MCM 🇬🇧 @Rurouni_Aly]

Me, 0.00% Puerto Rican, watching the Super Bowl today 🇵🇷

[Katie Caldwell 🌷 @katielauriss]

it hurts to see other people living your dream (booing jd vance at the olympics)

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

An extraordinary paragraph. https://t.co/4FH7q8XzSU

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

(Yes, I finally watched Fantastic 4)

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

Dr. Doom? More like Dr. Doo Doo. *send tweet*

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

Rude that nobody told me Moon Knight was about my first love (Egyptian mythology) and not about something I don’t care about (space)

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Minnesota Public Utilities Commission has voted to let BlackRock buy Allete, the company that runs Minnesota Power.

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

@MN_PUC Hey, so this is fucked up.

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

@MCCCANM @GadsdenDave Fire suppression systems don’t stop a lithium ion battery once it’s in thermal runaway. All you can do is cool the batteries around it to prevent them from going too and ventilate the flammable gases. Source: firefighter.

[Alyssa @SassSquared]

Anyway, here’s a bear I saw in Alaska: