Emily Horton

MIM RM 🕊️ I believe in Christ 🕊️ 🌿 UVU Alumni 🌿 — I tweet the random crap I’m thinking

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

My weirdest flex? A boyfriend didn’t make me more confident yarn and bike shorts did

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

Anyone else have the irrational fear that if your food is not BURN YOUR FACE OFF hot when it comes out of the microwave that you will die somehow?

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

I’m in my dinosaur era and I’m being HEAVILY influenced to buy everything dinosaur related like a 4 year old boy

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

I’m sorry Twitter, your time has come #Threadsapp

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Hi just want to say a person’s very existence cannot be “against your beliefs.” That is called bigotry. Thanks.

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

@hi_chris_punch @alpacasews Right?? Like, you never *win* giveaways

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

Still kinda shocked this happened. Thank you again @alpacasews!!!!

[Alpacasews @alpacasews]

Giveaway winner has been chosen! Congrats @sassyTARS !

Still want a sprout cow? Check out my Kickstarter! https://t.co/Fr8kjlvwmy

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

@alpacasews I can’t get enough of these seriously

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

Guys these are so cute!!

[Alpacasews @alpacasews]

🌱WANT A FREE SPROUT COW🌱
It’s time for a 48 hour giveaway!
To enter:
🌱RT and like this post
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Giveaway ends 4/9 at noon est
(Check out the Kickstarter https://t.co/Fr8kjlvwmy)

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

@alpacasews They’re so cute 😭

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

I have only known about this account for 20 minutes but now I want every single cow in their stock and would die for each one of them

[Alpacasews @alpacasews]

🌱WANT A FREE MUSHROOM COW? 🌱
Welcome to Alpacasews 24 hr G1veaway!
Rules:
🍄RT and like this post
🍄Follow this account
Entries close on 4/2 at noon est!

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, the person making food at McDonalds should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

Sad day everyone. My most likely sensory disorder can’t do the overnight oats I made and now I’m sad because they are tasty but squishy

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

@m4g5the1st Never ever

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

I love cooking 🫶

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

Been so inactive wow. Start of this semester hit me like a brick

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

@m4g5the1st Girl wait, you crochet too??

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

I literally just got $45 worth of yarn as part of my Christmas gift from my boyfriend and yet the urge to buy more yarn is strong

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

Not me just learning Brandon Flowers is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ

[Emily Horton @sassyTARS]

@soupymonkey Frogging it is the worst 😭