ThatOneBrownTeacher

Middle school teacher turned instructional coach. Proud Latina. Mama. Lover of carbs. Opinions are very much mine.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

I need someone to explain how it is only 10:36 when I have clearly been at work for 17 hours already today.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@fun_fetti Thank you 💕

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

I walked into winter break pregnant, happy, and healthy. I'm limping out of it with covid and a miscarriage. What a miserable end to 2022.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@RedRock406 Thank you ❤️

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@mylifeinaword Thank you.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@Jim_W78 Thank you, friend. Trying to understand the why and coming up empty.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@teachthendrink Thank you. 💕

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

The How to Train Your Dragon soundtrack is a masterpiece, and I feel like I could take on the world (once properly caffeinated, of course) whenever I listen to it.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

This has been the Mondayest Monday to ever Monday. Only soup dumplings can save it now.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@CKPNW This seems amazing. I, too, am in a mood and need a shot of seratonin asap.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

Person: I called you and left a message
Me: I'll definitely check that and call you back.
Narrator: she was never going to check it and call them back, for she was a Millennial.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@TeacherLingua That is precisely my plan as well!

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

waiting for election results and the long weekend makes this the longest Wednesday ever.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

However exciting your Saturday night might be, it can't compare to the rush of arguing with my husband about whether you measure a couch in length or width.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@Jim_W78 I vote contacts. I like having my peripheral vision be in focus!

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

I was invited to present to three amazing classes today. It was so much fun to be in the classroom again for a full day of teaching.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@jzux Oatmeal raisin cookies are not actually cookies. They are smashed bran muffins.

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@Jim_W78 Sending all the love your way, and hoping that you get what you need. 💕

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

@teacher_sass Sending speedy recovery vibes your way!!

[ThatOneBrownTeacher @sassy_TOC]

Me: Son, we need to change your diaper
Son: No no no!
Me: Son! Guess what?!
S: *raises skeptical eyebrow*
Me: President Obama just called and said it's time to change your diaper!
S: *busts out a huge smile* 'kay!