Sassy Band Director

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

A joke within a joke.

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

Really impressed with the sophistication of NFL refs lately. They seem to really like a coda.

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

The next four years are gonna be stone cold crazy

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

I’m just gonna leave this here …

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

😡 Kids these days… 😡

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK

[Susan Carriker @techknowmath]

Admin: kids need to be in class and off their phones.
Kid #1: Can I go to the restroom?
Teacher: you went to the restroom before class, wait until class ends.
(3 minutes later)
Admin: we just got a call. Is it true you refuse to let your students go to the restroom? Please let kid#1 go to the restroom, her parents are very upset with you.
Kid#2: can I go to the restroom? Sure, if you hand over your phone for me to hold, you can go to the restroom.
Kid#2: that is stupid.
(3 minutes later)
Admin: we just got another call. Please let kid#2 go to the restroom.
(30 minutes later)
Admin: we found kid#2 making Tik Tok videos in the restroom. Why are your students out of class and on their phones?
Teacher: 😐
#edchat

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

ME: Students, do you all have a practice plan for this weekend?

STUDENT: I have concepts of a plan…!

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

Current relationship status
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[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

FWIW, anybody who didn’t see this Finale thing coming, hasn’t been following the hot goss closely enough. I actually expected to happen two years ago. Everyone calm down with your first-world problems.

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

Music teacher needed, alright…

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

Tim Walz knows how to give your trumpet a bath.

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

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[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

You know you chose your friends well when you have NON MUSIC friends who send you random, unprovoked text messages like this (during the Olympics).

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

No way these are the best athletes in the world.

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

Stumbled across this guy’s rankings of Disney songs and it’s ABSOLUTELY GENIUS. For once, no sass detected, you have to check this out (though it will take you hours because of his bizarre and convoluted way of tweeting and threading). Ok there was the sass. 😂

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

I've spent weeks listening to every single song from every single Disney animated musical, and I've ranked them all from worst to best on a scale of 0-500, based on 1) lyrics, 2) music, 3) vocals, 4) plot integration, and 5) subjective enjoyment. #DisneySongsRanked🧵

[Sassy Band Director @sassy_band]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I’m staying in the race.