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HELLO???? @instagram wtf

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doubling down on this after watching Black Adam. when ur big bad looks like it should have lil nas x in its lap i'm not awed just disappointed.

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horror movies featuring the devil and shit don't scare me anymore bc all demons look like they belong in the MMVCU (Montero Music Video Cinematic Universe)

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to the old white man who honked at me to go when the light had JUST turned green and then drove in the oncoming traffic lane to illegally pass me - were you like on the brink of shitting your pants? was your turd crowning? were you boutta dookie doodoo in ur undies? bc wtf dude

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Hi besties I found this plastic bag in the bottom of my @Arbys milkshake?? Idk what to do here

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a small child at the pool asked their parent if the white man with long hair and a beard swimming around was "god or something"

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horror movies featuring the devil and shit don't scare me anymore bc all demons look like they belong in the MMVCU (Montero Music Video Cinematic Universe)

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hello my parents are separating and my mom was looking at houses online and my dad was like "when you move make sure you leave a box big enough for me to live in 😔" and then when we all looked at him horrified he was like iT wAs A jOkE like no sir that was emotional abuse stfu

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@zeeveegeezee Uteri b fucked up and scientists said "the female body? Whassat?"

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When I was told to "get a hobby," I don't think it was intended for me to pick writing a YA novel, but that's the road we're on, kids.

Catch me writing 30k+ words in less than a week babey!!!

(cue "sleep? I dont know about sleep!" vine)

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@zeeveegeezee Bruh I didn't have a period for like 15/16 months bc PCOS then I got the nexplanon arm implant and got a period after a few weeks (on March 13). I've had some level of bleeding/spotting p much every day since then😫

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the class nazi and the girl who wears a percy jackson hoodie everyday when your pre-modern world history class gets to the chapter on ancient greece

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prove my sister wrong

are the caucasus mountains in south asia?

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@zeeveegeezee Did You Mean: terfs?

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my fortune cookie said "the love of your life is sitting across from you" and i looked down and saw all my dogs sitting in front of me

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@zeeveegeezee nic cage is a control freak father (so just a regular father) and his daughter, emma stone, wants to Explore The World and she meets a hot Guy with a sloth Belt and they and the grandma and the suburban mom and the useless boy and the crackhead baby try to outrun the apocalypse

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does disney wanna say why chief bogo from zootopia looks just like this unnamed character from the intro of kung fu panda??? i smell plagiarism

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when ppl say "they dont wanna see you succeed" are they talking abt samsung bc my phone refuses to give notifs for emails and voicemails abt job interviews

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blacknwhite slaps SO HARD i stg!!!!! i have listened to it at least ten times today. WE STAN @LeftAtLondon

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im rewatching futurama for like the fourth time and. i saw it was seasons 4, episode 7. i saw the title Jurassic Bark. i knew what happened. i watched it anyway. i thought i could take it.

i was wrong.

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#VoteGMM @streamys