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Pansy Border https://t.co/kl8bgoHepK

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quits fumbling for lipstick when she realizes she no longer needs it

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quits fumbling for lipstick when she realizes she no longer needs it

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number 11 has the message

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do you relate your own consciousness to liquid or flame?

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can't stop thinking about the word "lamb" wishing I could cry

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@sassyceo I really wanna like everything about this but I can't

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@sassyceo yes

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Can everything be discounted by one glow in the dark neon skinny tie?

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weighted, liquid ripeness

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one thing i can't get off my mind: who are the people who eat fake mayo?

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"you're here to feel, and sometimes it doesn't feel good"

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every february i think my life is ending

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i love you 1000 beatiful
last night you gazed into my butthole

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they can make anything outta anything now and IDK I'm curious what it's gonna b

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Dead person: I'm feeling isolated but also found a good use for all of this hair I been saving

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@MagicalLegs it's all downhill from there

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My biggest fan on fb is the woman who owns my dog's mother and father

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Primordial transfer goo

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"Die daily to prepare for final retirement." -Linda Montano