Derrick

parody account of your favorite sassy complainer friend.

[Laura Whiteley @LauraWhiteley23]

Let Ben Carson tell it: the March on Washington was really just a bunch of people trying to get their steps in #AlternativeHistory

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

Back at the hospital the doctors didn't bother to check on her psych needs at this stresful time. #FIDLERfollows #PFH&M

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

Annie is depressed after her encounter and has a hard time getting out of bed #FIDLERfollows

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

Worst STD ever #FIDLERfollows

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

He's not hallucinating ghosts are real #FIDLERfollows

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

It's impressive he lived to be 86 - the mortality rate for schizophrenics is 4x higher #FIDLERmind #spoiletalert

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

The onset of schizophrenia symptoms is associated with decline in IQ. Should impair his ability to teach effectively. #FIDLERmind

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

@Meghan_Trainor This is my entry for my science club t-shirt contest haha :)

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

@kaceytron my submission woo

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

Shout out to the guy holding a precious puppy #fidler_matrix

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

Burst through the placenta! #fidler_matrix

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

Neo = Hannah Montana #fidler_matrix

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

follow the white rabbit.. Alice in wonderland or matrix? #fidler_matrix

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

why aren't more people obsessed with me??? #humble

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

do you see me?? I'm see-through!!!!

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

"What kind of fish are blue? Is that a thing??" 🐟

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

Jesus take the wheel #MottoOfAPhysicsStudent

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

#goodoledays

[Derrick @sassyderrick]

"I can't think of anything that I don't really hate"