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[A @sassyinblack]

@flipkartsupport Thank you! Sent you a DM

[A @sassyinblack]

@GetSmytten @help_delhivery @delhivery -Was made, the address was correct. Please, ensure such a thing does not happen in future. Thank you. :)

[A @sassyinblack]

@GetSmytten @help_delhivery @delhivery Hi! Is there an update on the situation? Please call me anytime after 4pm

[A @sassyinblack]

@help_delhivery @delhivery

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Oh to have small boobs for a day

The backless dresses I’d wear!

The braless errands I’d run in a tank top!

[A @sassyinblack]

Customer service bot: Would you like to chat with us or prefer a call?

Me: *selects option to chat*

CS person: Hello! I am Sara, let me call you to discuss your query.

[A @sassyinblack]

Thinking other people are weird when you are, in fact, the weirdo.

[A @sassyinblack]

Media outlets calling Adam Levine's sidechick an "Instagram model" like it's a real profession.

[A @sassyinblack]

I swear my neighbor smokes a cigarette every damn hour. Someone hurt bro so bad he became a human chimney.

[A @sassyinblack]

Today I found out against my will that there's a kind of meat people like to eat called "Lengua" which is cow tongue.

[A @sassyinblack]

@bbyonlyangel You win the internet. 👏🏼 👏🏼

[A @sassyinblack]

@fedalvar Need to check this out ASAP!! 😱

[Chucky @ChuckyIsReal]

horror legends don't take days off

[A @sassyinblack]

Had to split Nope and watch it in two sittings to finish it. That 82% Rotten Tomatoes rating is beyond me.

[A @sassyinblack]

Brandon Fraser got a 6 minute standing ovation for The Whale at the Venice Film Festival and his reaction is the sweetest thing you'll see today! 🥹❤️

[A @sassyinblack]

Next up: NOPE.

[A @sassyinblack]

Good horror movies are therapy.

[A @sassyinblack]

Just watched #OrphanFirstKill and my heart is so happy??? Hands down my favorite movie of the year so far and probably the best prequel I've ever watched! Wow. And OMG the reverse aging!! *chef's kiss*😍

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[A @sassyinblack]

What kind of people look for early reviews, plot hints, or any details they can find before watching an upcoming movie? I even avoid watching trailers for movies I'm really interested in. No spoliers for me today or ever, Satan.