Sally Sass

void hear me. void see me. void love me.

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

just discovered strippers are charging pink taxes nowadays. #misogynyinception #inthematrix

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

Meeting with Indonesia and West Papua today was an important development for international relations. Although we can no longer sit face to face, the conversation remains crucial and continues to progress towards the goal of peace.
#peaceagreement

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

she’s gonna have to wait for menopause to find love #pcos

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

we don’t need coke. we need italians 🌬️#expresso

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

how do i tell my atheist boyfriend that we will not be eating meat this friday? #cult #myparentssentmetoanallgirlscatholicschool

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

someone asked me if i was orthodox yesterday. look me dead in my ginger eyes and tell me i’m not the reincarnation of a lifetime of irish catholics who would be disgusted by that comment. i however am not disgusted, i’m quite envious of the food options actually

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

“chicken noodle soup from scratch” recipes can piss right off. I AM ILL I AM SICK i will be using a hot chook from coles as i feel like a victorian child ffs. this nonsense of homemade and from scratch. this is a meal for the frail and sickly, let me rest for the love of god.

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

hi there friends and family, hoping to get into contact with a good divorce attorney (boyfriend came home from thailand with a bad tattoo). no further questions at this time but all recommendations are appreciated 👍🏻🥰🎉🍷

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

i’m so glad in highschool i was the only teenager at my work. to be saved in their contacts as “the baby”. to be given life advice daily. to see women of different generations operate in harmony. to learn their stories and pick apart which traits i would take into adulthood.

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

water cartels in mexico are exactly what you think... the gov can't afford to supply fresh water to a large amount of the population. so the cartel steals fresh water from gov pipes and supply it to the poorer populations. the gov turn a blind eye because this is cheaper for them

[ezra @ltsreallove]

eternally grateful they get to have iphone. it must be so crazy. imagine being in the beatles and now u have iphone. and u get to take selfies on iphone.

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

i just want a beer with a lime in it #corona

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

can i get verified even if my name isn't sally? #verification #sally

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

just to be clear; i am tweeting. i don't know what this "x" thing is. i hate my exes. #illalwaysloveyou

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

i wish i liked beer but i can't metabolise it and she's a celiac. #gluten

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

heading out. #pub #spontaneous

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

favourite word atm: diabolical #thinking #words

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

#ManCrushMonday

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

sorry meant paul mescal #barrykeogen #clover

[Sally Sass @sassysally443]

nearly dmed paul mascal... that wouldve been embarrassing haha #stilllearning