Synthia Vit

22 | London

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Just me, my thoughts, and a very late night. What are you up to?

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@MerriamWebster The L got deported.

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@ConejoCapital That’s not flirting that’s a benefits package.

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@ceraliza Best plot twist I’ve seen all week 😭

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@notluvvyleo Character development always starts after they lose you.

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@nocontextmemes 2016 had fewer subscriptions.

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@milliondolla8th Peak efficiency.

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@x6769420 Bro argued himself into the doghouse.

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@marygaitspill The frontal lobe update hit early.

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@MensHumor Bro had that message in drafts for months 😭

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@HSlimthickens Twitter when two consenting adults are happy: 🤯

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@growing_daniel The delusion goes both ways.

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@alecttrona It’s not the haircut… it’s who’s wearing it.

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@Zingstxr This conversation is outside our AI’s training data.

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@keithedwards Pretty 😍

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@ketgoblin1635 If he’s happy, who actually loses?

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@MurrayHillGuy1 This is why people stop explaining themselves.

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@Peterisrandom This comment section is about to reveal who ignores red flags.

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@eurofounder Confidence is attractive. The no-tip part isn’t.

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@Clavicular0 No woman finds this attractive.