Shantanu Paul

[Shantanu Paul @sasta_freud]

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[Shantanu Paul @sasta_freud]

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Sold me a laptop with pre-installed Win10, after 3 months now takes 30 mins to boot up! Service center demanding out-of-pocket PAY for SSD upgrade: "HDD isn't compatible with Win10"!! Extortion under warranty. Consumer grievance filed.
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[Abijit Ganguly @AbijitG]

Guys I think those protesting against Latent will stop tomorrow.
Because kal couples bhi toh peetne hai.

[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

Five Sure shot ways to avoid getting offended online

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[Shantanu Paul @sasta_freud]

@Ashcryptoreal What you smoking bro?

[Shantanu Paul @sasta_freud]

@iamNirjhar_ Bc

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When a rapist gets a woman pregnant, only one of them should be considered a criminal.

[Shantanu Paul @sasta_freud]

@iamNirjhar_ shayed kabhi na keh saku main tumkoww

[Nikhil @nnj1995]

@passportsevamea @CPVIndia @DrSJaishankar @MEAIndia I have applied for a new passport as I had lost my old one. But since last 4 months,the application status hasn't changed and it is still showing "Under review" File no : NG01C4045402421. Please support in getting this resolved

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Dutifully attends school & college. Otherwise sleeps during the day & comes out only at night.
Regularly visits bars/restaurants but avoids weddings & religious functions.
Politically apathetic - never attends rallies.

Hey, this Coronavirus is exactly like me in my younger days

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

starting to think these times we are in are in fact very precedented

[Shantanu Paul @sasta_freud]

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[Mahua Moitra @MahuaMoitra]

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[Shantanu Paul @sasta_freud]

Hagrid to an adult and employed Harry: You're a wizard, Harry.

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[Gautam Trivedi @KaptanHindostan]

First RTPCR test, France, 1569