satIrish Press

Ireland's number one news source not owned by Denis O'Brien, albeit by default.

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Terry... Will we give this aul yoke a go aggin?

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SatIrish Press head writer Terry Norman believes he may have stumbled onto something big.

He explains all here... https://t.co/LWyUIHO2pR

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We know it's the Paralympics and everything, but should he really be racing against two guys with one leg? https://t.co/1mNTEG94Yx

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For the first time since its inception, the Vatican is this evening in damage control mode after Pope Francis... https://t.co/vG5JEIueN7

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Vatican Accidentally Canonizes Teresa Mannion https://t.co/Ho0a4YW1WY

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satIrish Press at Electric Picnic....
We are delighted to announce Keith and Terry will be playing the 8pm... https://t.co/tb3N880lyY

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Teachers at a County Kildare secondary school are today expressing their concern with the lack of emo children in... https://t.co/fKngdEw2Y1

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Disturbing Lack Of Emos In New First Year Class https://t.co/tqk1BMyqF5

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Betfair have slashed odds on Russia to be #GAA All-Ireland Hurling champions 2017.

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Baby Finger Of iPhone User Finally Caves In - https://t.co/lNmh6PDozT

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An iPhone user is today recuperating in Tallaght Hospital after his little finger finally caved under the weight... https://t.co/WT3NFf5wra

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Baby Finger Of iPhone User Finally Caves In https://t.co/0lkogeV7V8

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The Big Announcement -

After two weeks of silence (more or less) SatIrish Press is delighted to announce that we... https://t.co/rjnCM7i7sE

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Tomorrow is the big day. As per a legal deal thingy we had to sign at the commencement of serious negations, we... https://t.co/ZRR7P0xSql

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After almost two weeks of meetings and contractually induced silence, SatIrish Press has secured a huge deal.... https://t.co/05TRzAkbim

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Any wrestling fans out there might be interested in our head writer's new side project. He thinks it's pretty... https://t.co/fyX6WQ3yqp