Satafrican

opinions..however far out n effed up they are...are my own!

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

@EttySh @IM_TheGreatIAm Abit risky to travel with a passport that expires in less than 6 mnths. Check destination country reqs in ths regard

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Safrican karin:

[Leigh DD @Leigh2DD]

Am I the only one waiting to hear the Thabo Bester scandal being the fault of apartheid ? or....have we finally exhausted playing that card ?

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

@GasantAbarder 2 more days n ul b free forever. You got this!

[Muhammad Shehada @muhammadshehad2]

Irony is dead!

Hundreds of right-wing Afrikaners are moving to Jewish-only #Israeli settlements from South Africa after converting to Orthodox Judaism.

One once told an Israeli TV reporter that he "loved" the Apartheid system & thought it was "the best thing in the world"!

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

@MWEBTweets, most useless isp in SA. No internet, call centre down so cant even log a call

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

Everything i learnt about this thabo bester was against my will 🙄

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

He's not wrong sadly

[Mzwanele Manyi MP @MzwaneleManyi]

If G4S was owned by Africans, this is what would have happened by now.
* Contract declared unlawful and terminated
* Black listed by National Treasury
* SIU would be trying to recoup
* Bank Accounts closed
* Houses & cars of directors would be on the front pages of newspapers.

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

Something to remember nxt time you drivers license is up for renewal 😆

[@SAgovnews @SAgovnews]

Minister Motsoaledi: If #ThaboBester wants an ID, he can get it next week . But I suspect he doesn’t want it because he wanted to make himself invisible. I’m also not sure if we can force someone to get an ID if they don’t want it.

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

What's that they say...you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas 🤣🤣

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

The pearls 😂😂😂

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

Kanthi, meghan is mos like all of us who just let our hubby's go n deal with their their toxic ass family by themselves cos we aint got time for bullshit

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

@TheTitanBaddie Im still shook about this one 😳

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

Sad truth 😞

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

@GasantAbarder

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

@LanceTheWitten Im sorry but you are wrong 🤣🤣

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

@StandardBankZA Credit card. I called on thurs n yest to pvt bank call centre n on both occasions was not given a ref no

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

@StandardBankZA how long does it take to process a settlement quote? i have been waiting now a whole week! So much for 48 hrs turnaround 🙄. Ffs 😡🤬😡🤬😡

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Diego Maradona and Napoli: it was football's wildest romance.

A head-spinning cocktail of devotion, chaos and unrivalled glory - plus enough class As to kill a horse...

From plastic penises to cocaine in the Pope's bathroom, this is the story Netflix won't tell you.

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

🤣🤣🤣

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“The last time His Holiness hung out with everyone, Pope Francis really laid into him about not having ever diddled anyone, and repeatedly called him a ‘narc’ and a ‘needle-dicked pussy bitch.’” https://t.co/m68uQv7wuF

[Satafrican @Satafrican2]

I can't really comment, indians be eating porridge (sour) n fish curry so 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Mlungisi Ntshangase @Mlu__N77]

🤔🤔🤔🤔