Snehal

Kaafi Filmy, Kaafi Emotional, Kaafi Dramebaaz. Unluckily Lucky 🍀

[Snehal @satakleli]

A friend just texted me asking “Ye transformation kese”, I answered “Aali lahharr, kela colourr” (Plij don’t kill) 🤪 #NewProfilePic🥂

[Snehal @satakleli]

@fundianabones Itna door ki alag galaxy mei bana lo plis

[Snehal @satakleli]

NRI toh story daal rahe hai aise badi badi, main toh keh rahi hoon agli flight pakad k darshan lene aajao apne Mandiirrr k, corporate slaves kahike 💀

[Snehal @satakleli]

Saare NRIs ko toh alag orgasm aagaya hai aaj. Or maybe it’s their first and only.

[Snehal @satakleli]

@Balram1801 Same, but unse mujhe expectations bhi nahi hai sudharne ki

[Snehal @satakleli]

Farak hai,
“Meri jhopdi k bhag jaag jaayege Ram aayege”
Aur
Humare bhagya toh jhopdi mei rehnewale ne iss tarah badal diye aur hume mahal mei rehne layak bana diya.

Batao kisko bhagwan kahoge?

[Snehal @satakleli]

Mahad, Raigad dist. la contacts astil kunache tar please reply to this tweet 🙏🏻😬

[Snehal @satakleli]

@Dilliwalanerd33 🙏🏻

[Snehal @satakleli]

I don’t remember the last time I was really happy. If something good happens it has to come with a pinch of stress. I hope I get to enjoy the brief moment of happiness whenever it comes without any worries.

[Snehal @satakleli]

my heart is so heavy right now, aise lagra hai agar mere dil ko zor se nichodu toh aasu se ek Indian ocean bhar jaayega. FML! Kuch acha hojaye yaar, ek issueless khushi me b deserve karti hoon

[Snehal @satakleli]

Thakk gayi hoon aisa uncertainty mei jeeke. Everything is almost right in front of me but I just don’t get to have it. Pata ni what part of my karma is this.

[Snehal @satakleli]

Dene wala jab b deta, deta chappad faad k, warna bhukka mar deta. 😭

[Snehal @satakleli]

Aur karlo padhai, aur politocally aware hojao, aish bhi ye log karegr, government bhi yehi layege, atrocities bhi yehi karenge. Hum wahi rahenge marginalised and deprived for life.

[Snehal @satakleli]

Pehli galti hui ki paida ho gayi, second galti ki non generational wealth, marginalised community wali family mei paida hogyi. Matlab kya ameeri hai tumlog k pass boss! Aur woh ameeri k saath privilege muft mei aata hai jahan duniya mei kuch b ho jhaat farak ni padta.

[Snehal @satakleli]

Hum hi humanitarian causes pe story lagake jaan jalate hai, ye ameer log mast New Year pe long vacations pe jaa rahe, expensive shit jo life mei sunni nahi woh experience kar rahe. FML

[Snehal @satakleli]

this year has been the best! Truly blessed to be united with the most special being in my life, a relationship I am going to cherish forever, someone I love in the most purest form…yes you are right itz my cutest kitten 🥹💖

[Snehal @satakleli]

Call me elite but 1 hour into it and I am liking #Archies

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Jab Salman ki movie ki baat aati hai toh logic logic chillane wali woke public aaj #Animal jaisi logic less movie that kind of normalises abuse and violence ko watch it for entertainment dont try to find logic kehte thakk nahi rahi. Hypocrisy 🙄 toh dekho

[Aman @AmanHasNoName_2]

Very hot take - this pathetic low energy crowd is due to the ticket booking fiasco that BCCI did. By making the tickets so inaccessible to the common man, most of this crowd is elite people who could afford second hand tickets of 50k. Such a crowd is there only to celebrate and enjoy the good things, not to support and push the team up during the hard moments.

[flower⁷ @tulipstfu]

bas kehna chahungi agar stadium ka naam shahrukh khan hota toh hum nahi haarte

[রাজ শেখর @DiscourseDancer]

This Indian team is fundamentally one of the best but has been constantly had sheer bad luck since 2014, perhaps in 2014 we did something to anger the gods.