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The Thinking Man's Idiot

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

a top shelf taskmaster task is one where the final times range from being measured in minutes to measured in days

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

@World0fEcho it plugs into your computer and moves the little arrow around

[Horrible Lizard @horriblelizard]

i've watched so many of these videos and i'll be honest i still have no idea what always sunny is about but goddamn this woman can act

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

@lenphil29 he's spent years developing a much higher tolerance threshold than most of us could ever hope to handle

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Doorway gags 🚪

-a thread

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Best skit from Shane Gillis SNL show was definitely the “CouplaBeers” commercial. A throwback to the most unhinged fake SNL TV ads.

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

@Skoog we're so done with divorced guys. bring back the wife guys

[Yup @Lobopobia]

Steve Harvey: We asked 100 Shaolin Monks whats one thing you can't forget when leaving the monastary

White guy wearing sandals and a robe: Steve I'm gonan go with Scroll of the Eastern Wind

Steve: HHWHAT?!?

*Survey flips over showing 符箓 with 68 answers*

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

after watching nxt vengeance day:

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

Women are the scariest and meanest they’ve been in quite some time

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

@ReadyWasHere they're going through a lot at the moment, just let them have this one

[Grandy Promenade @RCT_10]

@lenphil29 ODI's skyrocket back to relevancy if teams treat them like the royal rumble and you don't know who is going to come out to bat next until their music hits.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Drake should have to give a post-game press conference where he explains what happened tonight

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

What is the most beautiful building on Earth?

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

love the apple ads. "are you shit at your job? well now you can let everyone know for sure"

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

@maximum_chips it feels like bullshit. it can't be that straight forward

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

notable parts of melbourne:
glen waverley
glen iris
glenhuntly
glenferrie
glenn maxwell

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[meatlong football 𓄿 @satalbot]

reposting just so i can revisit later. fk i love threads like these

[Gary @plzbepatient]

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

HEROIC HETA HITS THE NINE! 🔥

UNBELIEVABLE SCENES! 🤯

Damon Heta lands the second nine-darter of the tournament to raise the roof at Alexandra Palace!

#WCDarts

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

funniest hans gruber character bit is how desperately wants somebody, anybody, to compliment him on his awesome plan but nobody ever does