Ren|egade 르네

Ninja. Writer. Artist. Legendary break dancer. Snack addict. Satan worshipper. Uh, do you °need° to stand so close to her? RP|21+| OC| #AxeMan | #Dragonfly

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

▫Writer|OC
▫Homicidal-klepto-pyro-maniac. JK. Only half true. ...But which half?
▫I like violent women. A+
▫#AxeMan https://t.co/yRYUc7yHTC

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

Haha! Best god eeever. https://t.co/vLv6j1Gdln

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

@SatanGuideMe https://t.co/OWd0RVYqhF

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

I'm confused...... Cuz the breaks in that sentence were sexey, but like, what you're saying is.......uhh. https://t.co/iWRHT0VUKT

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

What if I dressed up in /like/ an alligator? All.....lifelike.....and hid in your.........................bushes. https://t.co/ZrHlR8MukM

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

That's not the good kind of pain. https://t.co/NZIWUjArac

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

But I live to bring you pain. I thought you were into that. https://t.co/r5bh7p9PjI

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

DON'T DO THIS. https://t.co/YDQqfIkp3o

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

@SatanGuideMe https://t.co/SGe0ZNbW5q

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

When you think that someone is gone forever.....and then they pop back up into your life and suddenly THE WORLD IS 100X BETTER.

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

I actually have two turtles that look like them, only bigger cuz they're older. So this is accurate. https://t.co/egPaim4N2k

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

@InhalantInject @SatanGuideMe https://t.co/ZgYmx2Zrps

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

This is also what it looks like when I bite people. https://t.co/CT18Fkaep0

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

@InhalantInject @SatanGuideMe https://t.co/loqOhR0XPz

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

@GetBackSatan https://t.co/w7Zyju4MqX

[Don't Breathe @dontbreathe]

Watch. #DontBreathe. See it in theaters August 26. https://t.co/eBdy0e6aTz

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

My life........ My life so hard. https://t.co/iI5Ar28Yb2

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

@SatanGuideMe https://t.co/cgmMDjG29X

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

Good things come to those who wait (for the prime moment to say something epic that is worthy of such a name change) https://t.co/0pY3P9OEmb

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

When I realize it has been too long since I have said anything dumb/funny enough for @SatanGuideMe to change his name even though I love it.

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

--ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY, DIMMY? °Looks around all twitchy like a suspicious squirrel.° https://t.co/03ozCtObWc

[Hᴀʀʟs «Qᴜɪɴɴʏᴡɪsᴇ» ⦁ Hᴀʀʟᴇᴇɴ Qᴜɪɴᴢᴇʟ, M.D. @In_The_Twilight]

HIIIIIIII! [Squeals happily and squeezes him in a bear-like hug] I knew ya gotta come 'round on Friday 13th. [Beams] https://t.co/bUdOUpWNqN

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

Obviously! Friday the 13th is like Christmas to me! °Hides my machete behind my back.° ...I MEAN-- SO HOW-- https://t.co/03ozCtObWc

[Hᴀʀʟs «Qᴜɪɴɴʏᴡɪsᴇ» ⦁ Hᴀʀʟᴇᴇɴ Qᴜɪɴᴢᴇʟ, M.D. @In_The_Twilight]

HIIIIIIII! [Squeals happily and squeezes him in a bear-like hug] I knew ya gotta come 'round on Friday 13th. [Beams] https://t.co/bUdOUpWNqN

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

Also, 2017 could kill me..... RE, PR, CU, WW, JL. https://t.co/kOyiRAhIwt

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

@SatanGuideMe THERE IS ONE IMPORTANT ONE HERE. https://t.co/a4htYXehDW

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

I know which one you're talking about! But I started screaming inside at Captain Underpants......... https://t.co/kOyiRAhIwt

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

@SatanGuideMe THERE IS ONE IMPORTANT ONE HERE. https://t.co/a4htYXehDW

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

That made me laugh. So hard...

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

°FALLS ON MY FACE BECAUSE I'M CAUGHT OFF GUARD.° DIMMY! HEY. °Caaautiously attempts to huuug.° https://t.co/ZFkERM3ENb

[Hᴀʀʟs «Qᴜɪɴ��ʏᴡɪsᴇ» ⦁ Hᴀʀʟᴇᴇɴ Qᴜɪɴᴢᴇʟ, M.D. @In_The_Twilight]

[Jumps on @SatanGuideMe's back and screams in his ear] RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

This is accurate! Loyal, smart, SMELLS EVERYTHING FROM A MILE AWAY...EVEN BULLSHIT. https://t.co/qyO4OCbiiz

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

@InhalantInject BEAR. I AM BEAR.

Also, @SatanGuideMe! Look! German shepherds! https://t.co/Qk9yvpRftL

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

Leeeeegit. https://t.co/rn7dDjSfnT

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

Obviously! /Someone/ has to stand guard while she licks your face! https://t.co/PXGjUHKJpk

[Satan ► Hans @GetBackSatan]

You're the one licking my face. And @SatanGuideMe is the one vigilantly on guard/stank eyeing, right? https://t.co/LVeT2hKblr

[Ren|egade 르네 @SatanGuideMe]

°Ravages with love.... Just ravages.° https://t.co/VXEoaUWG6l