Lucifer

Just a normal dude tryin' to make it.... Lol jk I am the Prince of Darkness.

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Lol I own Amazon. Can't buy my vote. https://t.co/fl577OKrMc

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

@satanrulezz how would you feel if someone called you "Prince of Darkness"? #ouch

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

I may be the embodiment of evil all mankind's fear, but my feelings can get hurt just like anyone else's.

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Heaven is cool but there are no @Doritos there. Worth it or nah? #nah

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

@joelcall is probably going to hell. #funfactoftheday #iamsatan

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

That dude leading worship at @TweetCrossPoint today was way better than the usual guy with the glasses. Just sayin. #twohandsup

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Heard @TweetCrossPoint had a volunteer celebration tonight. Just so you know John Wesley is really mad.

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Heaven is cool and all but there's no @MtDewKickstart

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Nah hell is awesome. So many celebs

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

RT if you often find yourself wishing you were never cast out of heaven.. 😔 #ootd

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Which college bball team should I sabotage in the tourney this year?

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

One of the things that irks me the most is that the guy who shot Bambi's mom actually got into heaven. Wish I could've got my hands on him

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Thanks for the follow man but I actually don't believe in you

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

@kjack10 really wish I could take credit for Big Macs but that was actually Buddha

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

You're welcome for the weather 😉

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Listen, the whole garden of Eden thing was more or less a small miscommunication. My bad

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Hey @God can I come home yet? I'm really sorry for all that fruit stuff

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

God I'm lonely

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

Does anyone have room for one more for thanksgiving? My family exiled me thousands of years ago. #sadbutrue

[Lucifer @satanrulezz]

@dforsythe3 don't worry, I'll be seeing you soon.