Satan

I am the great adversary of humanity. Causing mischief and corrupting souls...

[Satan @satanscellar]

@LGBTSRH @TheJerusalem74 @L1ghtbearer @jk_rowling @SRonhai @PhysicistTx @ChurchofSatan @satanicplanet @TPHD @SatanistAtheism @TheBirdsOfSatan @iWorshipLadyVi @satanic_temple_ @SilentMoon_Dev @satanic_lives Sure! Wait... God hasn't already touched you there, has he?

[Satan @satanscellar]

@LGBTSRH @TheJerusalem74 @L1ghtbearer @jk_rowling @SRonhai @PhysicistTx @ChurchofSatan @satanicplanet @TPHD @SatanistAtheism @TheBirdsOfSatan @iWorshipLadyVi @satanic_temple_ @SilentMoon_Dev @satanic_lives Sure. Where abouts?

[Satan @satanscellar]

Sounds like my perfect holiday destination.

[Satan @satanscellar]

Sorry, the dead don't read your Facebook tributes to them. God is too tight to get WiFi installed.

[Satan @satanscellar]

To be fair to him, Jesus has prevented loads of War of the Worlds scenarios over the centuries.

[Satan @satanscellar]

@betsy_ghost1 Boy, I hated when you did this down in my place. Do you know how annoying this is?

[Satan @satanscellar]

Just remember this when you're singing your hymns to him.

[Satan @satanscellar]

And everyone who said Bill Oddie is going to hell.

[Satan @satanscellar]

Jesus loves you.

[Satan @satanscellar]

Can you guess which way he's gone yet? #rolfharris

[Satan @satanscellar]

It's where we put the trophy hunters.

[Wow Terrifying @RikeshK28597982]

What is this? 😳

[Satan @satanscellar]

@betsy_ghost1 I really did miss a trick there.

[Satan @satanscellar]

Suck it up, losers.

[Satan @satanscellar]

Haha uhhh no.

Santa's got nothing for you this year.

[Satan @satanscellar]

@betsy_ghost1 @ladybloodwound It's going to be extra secure this one...

[Satan @satanscellar]

I will keep you safe.

[Satan @satanscellar]

After a year of sanitising your shopping trolley handle you suddenly realise that, as well as avoiding Covid, you've also not had a cold this whole time. It's amazing what you can achieve when you stop being a filthy bastard.

[Africa first @Africafirst_]

It's not premarital sex if you never get married.

Follow me for more biblical loopholes 🤣

[Satan @satanscellar]

@betsy_ghost1 @Myers_Helper A lost cause, which is what you were anyway 🙃