Shawn Dessaigne

INTRUDERS FROM THE FIFTH DIMENSION

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

Ear infection ends on a tragic note. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@TerryMatalas Pretty sure registering the plates first means I get dibs on the captaincy!

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@TerryMatalas Just got my new plates! Thought you might get a kick.

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@BellviewWinery thanks for making dessert work!

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@shannondevido Conan the Barbarian

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@PixelFilmStudio If "the future" means "before next Wednesday" then it'll help me for this specific project. Otherwise I'll have to DIY for now, but the screenshots I saw of ProCCTV looked perfect and it'd be nice to have in my library!

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@PixelFilmStudio is ProCCTV still available for sale, either on its own or as part of a larger package?

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@PixelFilmStudio That's too bad. Any recommendations for a replacement?

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

Hello, all. I know I haven't tweeted much the past few years, and I'm sorry. If you're still following me, please take a look. I could use your help.

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[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@Aluphone hi! Our mounting socket cracked in half last weekend. How can we get a replacement?

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@levarburton Here's a link to An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge. It was written in 1890, so it's public domain, no guilt in finding a free link! Would love to know what you think of it. https://t.co/9lydrwz9sM

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

"Resistance Twitter" is in absolute hysterics this morning over Bernie, which tells you all you need to know about "The Resistance"

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

2018 was the worst year of my life. I welcome 2019 with anxiety, but also hope.

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@jennirussell Secret soup is my new favorite concept.

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@KarpovsMachine Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@MattBruenig Looks like you need to be spending more on candles.

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@KarpovsMachine What happens if we lose?

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@KarpovsMachine So, which billionaire's cash hoard do you want to add to?

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@dmoren Maybe Tim Cook is secretly bankrolling the end-DST people so this doesn't happen any more.

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@KarpovsMachine I probably would've bought it for the yard if it didn't have ears, because horse skeleton.

[Shawn Dessaigne @satansrobot]

@KarpovsMachine My favorite is still the horse skeleton I saw at Home Depot last year. It had bone ears on its skull. 🐴