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hilarious quotes from Sex and the City.

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Carrie: It's over for me. Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots 'o' shoes. #SATC

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Carrie, to Big: You can't leave New York! You're the Chrysler Building! The Chrysler Building would be all wrong in a vineyard! #SATC

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Charlotte: Can you have an affair with your own husband? #SATC

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Carrie: He was like the flesh and blood equivalent of a DKNY dress -- u know it's not ur style, but it's right there, so u try it on #SATC

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Carrie: Men who r good looking r never good in bed because they never had to be. #SATC

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Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat. #SATC

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Carrie: That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute. #SATC

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Wallis <Vaughn's mom>: When Frannie told me she was a lesbian, I said "great - just as long as you're not Republican. #SATC

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A woman: They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week? -- I'd like to know who that woman is. #SATC

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Samantha: Adeena, I'm a lovely woman. At least get to know me, then hate me. #SATC

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Steve: What's wrong with corduroy? Miranda: I don't have enough time to tell you what's wrong with corduroy. #SATC

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Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk. #SATC

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Carrie: Our affair, like our hotels, had gone from elegant with crystal to seedy with plastic cups. #SATC

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Carrie: Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? #SATC

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Carrie: Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere u cud smoke and drink at 2 in the afternoon w/o jud #SATC

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Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent. #SATC

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Carrie: Men who r good looking r never good in bed because they never had to be. #SATC

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Samantha: Well, I decided to turn a lil hair loss into a lot of hair gain. Stanford: Oh, u'r gettin' wiggy w/it! #SATC

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Carrie: You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits. #SATC

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Carrie: Dreams are a really good way to experiment... It's like buying a dress and keeping the tags on. #SATC