Mike Satcher

US Army Infantry Veteran. Patriot. I'm the intolerant liberal Hannity warned you about.

[Mike Satcher @satchmoagain]

@AnnCoulter Conservatives are goddam morons.

We. Warned. You.

[Mike Satcher @satchmoagain]

@HowardSchultz @CNN @poppyharlow "I'm only three weeks into this."

If a barista knew as little about coffee after three weeks as you know about your own policy positions, that kid would get fired.

Go away.

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@HowardSchultz @CNN @poppyharlow Your answer to every question came across as if that was the first time you'd ever thought about the topic.

Also, are you the only person who noticed the deafening silence? Not a single applause break.

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@repgregwalden You assholes have been Lucy with the football on this for years, and we're sick of it.

Single payer is coming. Get on board.

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@TVietor08 Poppy: How will you fix it?

Coffee Bro: You're all very stupid.

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@jonfavs Trump at least had BAD ideas.

This fuckin' dishrag has no ideas.

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@VP @IlhanMN You think there's a magic sky wizard who hates gay people.

Stay in your lane, weirdo.

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@robdonley1982 @AOC @IlhanMN Says the guy who decided to follow her.

😂

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@SpeakerRyan New country.

Who dis?

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@marcorubio You should run for office in Venezuela, Marco.

You're clearly not interested in working here.

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@marcorubio Tell it to Merrick Garland, you doorknob.

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@marcorubio It's called "climate change" you goddam doorknob.

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@realDonaldTrump "This guy I pay to tell people I'm innocent says I'm innocent. Suck it, libs."

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@HowardSchultz Dude, you fucked up coffee.

Do you have any idea how easy it is to make coffee?

You can't even get that right, and you want to be President?

Hard pass.

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@HowardSchultz The truth is, you're an egomaniac who's endangering our republic because you're bored.

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@HowardSchultz You gonna get booed, Howie.

How do you not understand that, in less than a month, the country has gone from not caring who you are at all to actively despising you?

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@realDonaldTrump Very low energy, turned it off.

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@TrumpGolfDC I need to make long distance calls to Moscow.

I hear you have a line for that?

[Mike Satcher @satchmoagain]

@realDonaldTrump Remember that time you kidnapped thousands of children, didn't keep track of how many of who they are, and then sold them to Betsy DeVos?

Because the rest of us remember.

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@IvankaTrump Your family's wealth was stolen from the black people your father and grandfather exploited.