Alexander

Lawyer, board gamer, director, catalyst. Contributing Designer on Jaws of the Lion.

[Cephalofair Games @Cephalofair]

Our GloomMaster - Alexander is an attorney with a creative side. He wrote for Frosthaven, Jaws of the Lion, and Gloomhaven 2nd edition. Watch him and the #PennyArcade crew on Dec.2,2023 at the TTRPG Liveplay Theatre at 11am. #GloomhavenRPG Livestream #PAXUnplugged2023.

[Alexander @Satire]

I feel like I might have the second safest account on Twitter right now, right after @parody.

[PAX @pax]

On Friday, Dec 2 at #PAXUnplugged, catch a special announcement and live play of a new title set in the Gloomhaven universe!
Featuring:
@Cephalofair
@cypheroftyr
@Br00TaLDaN
@GeeksAGogo
@TychoBrahe &
@Satire
More info at https://t.co/273yDBvmEI

[Alexander @Satire]

I just realized that the only time I intentionally hit the CAPSLOCK key is to undo having accidentally hit the CAPSLOCK key.

[XBOX @XBOX]

@tombraider Thanks for taking us on this culinary adventure @GeekyTara!

[Alexander @Satire]

Very excited to share that I voiced Captain America in the Mech Strike series on Marvel HQ!

https://t.co/2eu2GWndwR

[Alexander @Satire]

Excited for the release of Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion today. I'm a contributing designer on this intro to big-box Gloomhaven and it's available at Target now! Lots of work went into making this accessible to folks who haven't played Gloomhaven before.

https://t.co/7Rv9PcdS7p

[Cephalofair Games @Cephalofair]

We are live on https://t.co/snbh69aFRm! This is really happening! https://t.co/bIJv5wJku1

[Robb Rouse @LoudBluePeg]

So excited to delve into the Jaws of the Lion. Thanks Isaac for letting me be a part of this! @Cephalofair @BluePegPinkPeg

[Alexander @Satire]

@KristinaHorner @unpolar And cleaned up and available here: https://t.co/26a16yMYB6

[WSBA ADR @wsbaadr]

Thrilled that tonight’s @ignitesea will have a #conflictresolution #negotiation #ignitetalk. Our source was at the rehearsal & says @satire will warm #adr hearts w/ “Convincing People: An Attorney’s Guide to Negotiation” Watch the show live at https://t.co/A42XeAmk1b

[Alexander @Satire]

Thank you for listening tonight, @ignitesea! What a fun evening! https://t.co/Rzhx2YYvDb

[Ignite Seattle @ignitesea]

Business attorney @Satire is kicking off the second half of #IgniteSea with an talk called “Convincing People: An Attorney’s Guide to Negotiation” (📷Melinda Hurst Frye https://t.co/qohkgI1IJ8)

[Ignite Seattle @ignitesea]

Tonight this car crash survivor, commuter, Uber driver, athlete, former dominatrix, ex-wife, mother, granddaughter and lawyer (plus a few more) will take the stage at #IgniteSea. Enjoy the show with us via https://t.co/jiD1MtMdi7. (📷Melinda Hurst Frye https://t.co/qohkgI1IJ8)

[Alexander @Satire]

There are few things as confusing as someone calling you who believes that you called them.

[Alexander @Satire]

I asked @GeekyTara why she was watching a video of old movie stars dancing to Uptown Funk.

She told me "it was up next... YouTube knows what I like."

[Alexander @Satire]

The new edition of Monopoly has the greatest punishment system of all: literally chaining you to a game of Monopoly.
https://t.co/JkvFTcP0ug

[Alexander @Satire]

@KristinaHorner @amazon To be clear, I just loaded it and handed it to Joe. He triggered the first blast on his own.

I am still working on excuses for the subsequent six times.

[Alexander @Satire]

Top 3 Questions about @Netflix's "Bright":

1) Why spend so much time on a tape recorder to never show it again?
2) Wasn't it immediately obvious she was a Bright? We meet her and she blows up a car. Did they think it was a faulty gas tank?
3) So who DID shoot Will Smith?