The Washington Satire Sentinel

Political Satire, Farcical, Prescient

[CRIXUS @CRIXUSwasHERE]

WAKE🛎UP AMERICA!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Sidney Powell 🇺🇸 Attorney, Author, Gladiator @SidneyPowell1]

Inevitable. Only darkness, oppression and atrocities come from the barbaric cult of islam. It is antithetical to our constitution.

[Kurt Mahlburg @k_mahlburg]

A landmark Finnish study has found a sharp rise in psychiatric illness among adolescents following sex-alteration procedures.

The peer-reviewed study, published in Acta Paediatrica, tracked every young person under 23 who contacted Finland's gender clinics between 1996 and 2019.

A total 2,083 individuals were studied, with 16,643 matched controls. They were followed for up to 25 years.

Finland's health registers are mandatory, which means no one opts out — this is the complete national picture.

The numbers: psychiatric morbidity rose from 9.8% to 60.7% in adolescents who underwent feminising reassignment, and from 21.6% to 54.5% in masculinising reassignment.

Even after adjusting for prior psychiatric history, gender-referred adolescents faced five times the risk of male population controls, and three times the risk of female controls.

"Psychiatric needs do not subside after medical gender reassignment," the authors concluded.

Referrals after 2010 arrived sicker. 47.9% had already needed psychiatric treatment before their first clinic visit, against 15.3% among controls.

The authors' read: for some adolescents, gender distress may be secondary to other mental health challenges.

The evidence keeps mounting. The silencing continues anyway.

How many more adolescents will be told this is "care"?

[Mel Gibson @MelGibsonstory]

74.6% of Muslims in Britain don’t work.

Tell me who’s draining the country…

Thought?!

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

Big government communism and socialism ALWAYS end in poverty, despair, death, and destruction.

We REFUSE to let them take over the greatest nation in the history of the world.

Republicans are READY FOR THIS FIGHT! 🇺🇸

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

The media is trying to hide this from you

[Capitán General de los Tercios @capTercio]

Los mormones no toman café, pero no quieren prohibírselo a los demás
Los amish no usan electricidad, pero no intentan cerrar las centrales eléctricas
Los judíos no comen tocino, pero no intentan prohibírselo a los demás
El islam quiere obligar a todos a vivir bajo la ley Sharia

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Biden peaks vs Trump 2nd-term peaks.

Inflation: 9.1% vs 4.2%
Gas: $5.02 vs $4.56
Oil: $123–$130 vs ~$107–$111

People are upset about prices right now. They should be. They also keep skipping the part where Biden took inflation to 9.1% and gas to $5.02.

I understand the frustration but let’s not forget where we came from.

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

I want every George Floyd statue replaced with a statue of this guy. True hero.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Oh My Lord!! So True.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Have you noticed that the community that is most vocal in warning about the Islamification of the USA is the GWOT veterans’ community?

That’s because we saw things with our own eyes that are hard for others to believe:

1. The treatment of women as chattel property. Goats are treated better than daughters—no exaggeration.
2. Widespread pedophilia and bestiality while at the same time people we call “LGBTQ+” in the West are subject to barbaric methods of execution.
3. An absolute lack of freedom of religion.
4. Wanton disregard for human life.
5. Insanely paranoid antisemitism straight out of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
6. Wholly corrupt governments; bribery as a uniform standard.
7. Tribalism to an extreme: tribe trumps truth and justice, always.
8. In the Gulf Arab countries, “Third Country Nationals” from poor Muslim countries engaged in menial labor and literally treated as slaves.
9. Absolute confidence that Islam will violently conquer the rest of the world, and a belief that this is just and proper.
10. Acceptance of the idea that lying can be and is necessary and proper.

These are not one-off observations; these are widespread norms that are easily observed and experienced in day-to-day life in any nation that accepts Sharia law. ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE COMMONPLACE. Having seen this stuff up close and personal across the entire Middle East, Central Asia and the Horn of Africa, American veterans have unwittingly become like the prophets of old, warning everyone else of the dangers we have seen that we never wish to see come ashore in America.

Yet somehow our voices are not being heard sufficiently, and we now see literal Communists wishing to import these evil practices to the USA en masse, as a path to their own power.

Guess what Commies? It’s the other way around, you are the ones being used and when the Green forces dispose of you Red forces, it’s not going to be pretty.

Wise up.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

The prevailing view of so much of the young left in America is that we’re the worst country ever, so if someone attacks us, they can’t be all bad.

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

Wake up, New York. The hour is later than you think. 🗽 🇺🇸

[I am Ken @Ikennect]

Just sayin'.

[The Federalist @FDRLST]

Anyone Who Blames ‘Both Sides’ After Charlie Kirk’s Murder Is A Liar And Coward
https://t.co/wLkCSa4DnR

[Lil Southern Girl @LilSouthrnGrl]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian