dingus

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Class action immediately

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I think Charlie kirk was reincarnated as a fruit fly and just drowned himself in my beer

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The Pacific Northwest would save my life but I need to stay here and hold it down for Ohio

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

idc how naive this may be, but genuinely I cannot express the political disparity and apathy I felt before mamdani entered the picture. in the last few months the hope I once had for a better world has been tentatively reignited and this win has just solidified it

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I am never doubting Zohran ever again. I am an illiterate hick farmer in the dust bowl and he is my FDR.

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[Clutter @ Portcon @cluttersharkk]

Playing OD and Hunter Schafer shows up

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

One of the most wonderfully American videos I’ve ever seen. Spiritually there are 100 thousand of these guys in Michigan and they’re why the straight of Hormuz is closed right now. Always brings a smile to my face.

[𓂀HumanAfterEverything𓂀 @_HAEISBAE_]

This is a prime example of why people who say that "the government is just turning us against each other" or "It's not Left vs. Right" are fucking wrong.

A large swathe of America is DEEPLY retarded. They are purposely uneducated, ride or die, cult minded morons.

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

wrong. jerk off eat a burger and play videogames for 17 hours uninterrupted

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[rico @somethinglovely]

how it feels to be the only person in the friend group that still wants to die

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

when the joi lady randomly tells you to go kill your parents

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

When will Hollywood adapt this classic

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump reads "deceased" like it's actually the name of one of the Medal of Honor recipients

[. @playboicurrryy]

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring