Satire PhD

wrote something about me here that is short enough to make you laugh yet long enough to think you know me!

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@GordQuotes my new fav Gord vocal?! Fuck so good!

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Remember Sunday is Mother's Day which gives us pause to reflect what makes a mother? It is men! Let's put the 'he' back in Mother's Day and celebrate men on Sunday too! #MothersDay2023 #motHErsday

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And can Elon Musk not afford to incorporate a spell check?
*Continent

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Why does a democratic Canada have a head of state who is not elected but chosen by birth from a random family in another country on another contient in a castle who visits occasionally? Fuck Chuck! #fuckchuck #Coronation2023

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Sigh, I don't think anyone cares about a 73 year old man sitting in a chair wearing a hat! @cbc why are you giving so much air time to him? Let's focus on prominent Canadians doing great work in Canada #amiright @RoyalFamily

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@garymasonglobe You sounds like an old white man! Why was this article even published?

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Breaking News: Biden upset that dinner is going to be after 5pm EST.

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@CBCNews is there any truth to the rumours that an 80 year old US citizen has come to Canada for health care tourism? Maybe @JustinTrudeau can show him some good hospitals while he is here. I think his name is Joe, if that helps.

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Shitters full! Merry Xmas! @RandyQuaid @nationallampoon

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I am not religious at all but I do enjoy all of the days off, thanks baby Jesus. Starting now, I will no longer be saying Christmas but rather X- Mas or Chrismas or umm I have it! Merry 2 days off and presents and food and debauchery!!

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EBENEZER!! EBENEZER!! Christmas is coming soon, it's time to Get Drunk and Scrooge!! #getdrunkandscrooge

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The Hollywood scouts are gone. Players have left the pitch. Argentina gave the cleanest performance but was still a lil' Messi. Even tho soccer is still boring, let's all agree that Qatar can now get back to oppressing their people! @WorldCupEN @TheBeaverton

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My father in law and I put cheap wine in a blender to aerate it. What did you do #drunkatchristmas?

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I wonder how many Hollywood scouts are in Qatar right now! @WorldCupEN

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It's Christmas Season!
If Mary was a virgin does that mean Joseph only banged his hammer? #askachristian
#Bible
Is Joseph also a virgin?
@TheBeaverton

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Keith wins!

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Disappointed to hear that Queens University students were drunk, high, and drunk and high on rooftops during Homecoming! In my day we just called it the weekend!!
#getittogethermillenials
#justanotherweekend
https://t.co/UJkuzd7A2Y

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Ok. If I dial 867-5309 who am I calling? Tweet back at me!

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@PierrePoilievre hypocrite!

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Breaking News: 73 year old London Man finally gets job!