surya

[surya @satirelogy]

Only pm modi can do this?? 😭

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

PM Modi offers prayers at a Hindu temple in Seychelles. Only PM Modi can do this.

[mememandir @mememandir]

Dard-e-ethanol

[surya @satirelogy]

Another day, another scam in Amrit Kaal. Hats off to The Indian Express.

[The Indian Express @IndianExpress]

🚨 #ExpressInvestigation | The Union Minister of State for Agriculture Bhagirath Choudhary received a ₹99.03 lakh subsidy for a commercial cucumber farming project under a scheme run by the ministry he serves in.

While the final approval was granted by an NHB project approval committee that does not include the minister, Choudhary is the ex-officio Vice-President of the NHB board that oversees its functioning.

The project, worth ₹1.99 crore, was among 467 approved under the scheme in 2025.

Express Investigation by: Harikishan Sharma

[biased indian @RakeshK32229480]

Operation fail 😔

[Vayla Singh @valarr_dohaeris]

U.S. govt revokes samay raina's visa over controversial trump parody in "India's Got Latent" season 2

[surya @satirelogy]

U.S.Govt Revokes Samay Raina's Visa
Over Controversial Trump Parody in
'India's Got Latent' Season 2

[surya @satirelogy]

Rafle bechne ke liye kya kya krna padta hai

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Priye mitr @NarendraModi.

[surya @satirelogy]

Rafle 😭

[NDTV @ndtv]

🔴#BREAKING | Student From Nagpur Gets Abu Dhabi Centre For NEET Retest, NTA Says "Glitch"

NDTV's @AaquilJameel joins @reetksahni with more details

[surya @satirelogy]

Me after seeing this movie!

[surya @satirelogy]

bro 328 seats pe ladne ke bad bhi 99 hi kyo jeete 😭

[Congress @INCIndia]

आज यहां 3,000 स्टूडेंट्स हैं।

⦿ 3,000 में सिर्फ 1 IAS बनेगा
⦿ 3,000 में सिर्फ 30 IIT में जाएंगे
⦿ 3,000 में सिर्फ 180 डॉक्टर बनेंगे

हिंदुस्तान में 'सलेक्शन सिस्टम' नहीं, 'रिजेक्शन सिस्टम' है।

- सुनिए नेता विपक्ष श्री @RahulGandhi और स्टूडेंट्स के बीच देश के एजुकेशन सिस्टम पर क्या बात हुई 👇

[surya @satirelogy]

fuel quality fuel price

[surya @satirelogy]

AllMS Delhi Surgeons Collapse After 27-Hour long Surgery to Remove Ethanol from Nitin Gadkari AS$

[surya @satirelogy]

PM Modi Cuts Short India Visit & immediately Returns Abroad for 6-Day France & Slovakia Tour

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Over the next few days, I will be in France and Slovakia to attend various programmes, including bilateral talks, multilateral engagements and interaction with the Indian diaspora. The focus will be on boosting economic as well as cultural linkages.

The visit will begin with programmes in Nice, notably ‘Bharat Innovates’, in which President Macron will be present. As India and France are marking the ‘India-France Year of Innovation’, ‘Bharat Innovates’ will be a vibrant platform that brings together innovators, StartUps and those related to the world of innovation.

In Nice, I will also hold talks with President Macron, where we will review the India-France Special Global Strategic Partnership.

@EmmanuelMacron

https://t.co/CTPbvPWSO4

[VishwaGuru_Ghantal @Vishwaguru2026]

Mastraam masti Me ,, 😑

Waise wo 2 din , 2 car Lekar Jo nautanki ki thi yaad hai kisiko ????

[surya @satirelogy]

Elizabeth Olsen is pregnant, expecting her first child

[surya @satirelogy]

AllMS Delhi Surgeons Collapse After 27-Hour long Surgery to Remove Ethanol from Nitin Gadkari AS$

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Nagpur, Maharashtra: Union Minister Nitin Gadkari says, “Last night at 8 PM, I signed the file, finalising the regulations to legally authorise the use of 100% ethanol. I am delighted to share that I, along with Hardeep Singh Puri, had the opportunity to launch the 100% ethanol-compatible version of the WagonR—Maruti Suzuki’s best-selling car. Regarding motorcycles, Hero MotoCorp—which accounts for three out of every five motorcycles sold—has launched two flex-fuel models capable of running on 100% ethanol. Following this, companies like Toyota, Suzuki, MG, and Hyundai will launch 100% ethanol-compatible vehicles within the next month and a half. Thus, ethanol will serve as a viable alternative to petrol. People used to laugh when I spoke of this dream, and some friends even criticised it...Soon, we will launch a pilot project in Nagpur featuring a hydrogen pump and two hydrogen-powered buses. The public will be able to ride these hydrogen buses, which will be powered by green hydrogen extracted from water using an electrolyser. That day is now near.”

[surya @satirelogy]

AllMS Delhi Surgeons Collapse After 27-Hour long Surgery to Remove Ethanol from Nitin Gadkari AS$

[surya @satirelogy]

even satire got real in our country damn!

[Ritika @Im_Ritikaa]

This country is beyond Repair ☠️

[Ritika @Im_Ritikaa]

This country is beyond Repair ☠️