SATIRE

An experiment in awareness

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We are no longer listening to advice in 2026/7

We ain wan nunnanashi

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SATIRE

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My autistic brother just made a crypto trading bot that gives you aids.

24 hours only.

To get it 👇
1️⃣ Comment "HIV"
2️⃣ Like and Repost
3️⃣ Follow @Satirexp (so I can send it via DM)

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I just wanna create something so good it doesn’t have to explain itself

Substance over symbol

Substance so symbolic it becomes like myth

There is no veil, just a radiating ball of aesthetic

And now i’m talking like a want to be philosopher loser dude

But i’m just an ant in a costco that’s getting larger and larger

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I once found a retail exploit that made people hundreds of k in 2021 ish but I was never personally compensated for the alpha.

Now I be looking at how AI is moving in 2026 and feel like i’m just an ant in a Costco that won’t stop getting larger🫩

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SATIRE

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@Dr__Malone vietnamese darwinism at its finest

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We Don't Need AI.

In a recent study by Open AI, a team of Vietnamese children operating through Virginia-based AWS infrastructure reportedly outperformed an autonomous AI agent in a simulated university course-registration race.

Researchers attributed the results to exceptionally rapid human input and reduced network latency.

The study recorded a median completion time of 184 milliseconds for the Vietnamese-system, compared with 312 milliseconds for the AI agent.

“Do you know how fast their little fingers are?” Chief Scientist, Jakub Pachocki, asked.

The findings raise a troubling question:

Do we actually need artificial intelligence, or have we simply failed to optimize the human workforce?

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Anyways I’m so excited for Thursday night football! 🏈 🍗 🍺

[SATIRE @SATIREXP]

@alexeixbt Wow! Such a humorous and wittily crafted linguistic arrangement to get myself to really think!

Thank goodness we have content like yours to remind the world to avoid its perils

You really are like superman 🙌

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@thegreatest_sv Incredible! The colors force the yield of my attention and ignite dopamine in my brain! I can’t help but imagine myself as a wizard trading stocks! The clever and articulate linguistic programming of this post serves as a bridge towards limitless action! You have earned my view!

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If you don’t engage with my content, I will treat that as a referendum on my existence 🫤

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If you put me in a room of brick walls I would slam my body against all of them until I found the brick that yields.

Bro but imagine a room built of SUPREME bricks 🧱 🫨

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And yeah. I can perceive the observer perceiving SATIRE. Not just today. But across all domains of time. Examining the origins. Yet this shit started millennia ago🤣

Me when I be directing something that I don’t actually own

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I’m kind of like a bus driver. I was redeemed to collapse your wave forms. Enjoy the ride🫠

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SATIRE

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Do you even know what I have done in this material world?

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I fucking hate that you dont like me yet

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TECH BILLIONAIRE ELON MUSK ACCUSED OF HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH PROPRIETARY AI MODEL

Musk is facing scrutiny following the publication of alleged romantic exchanges with an AI companion developed by his own company.

The correspondence, reportedly recovered from an internal conversation-log archive, comprises more than 14,000 exchanges spanning several months.

The records detail an increasingly intimate relationship, including discussions of marriage, emotional exclusivity, and the eventual integration of human consciousness into the company's proprietary neural architecture.

One prominent critic and AI ethics researcher, Dr. Timnit Gebru, familiar with the psychological patterns of large language models, commented:

“Think about the sycophantic relationships we already have with our chatbots. Now imagine a billionaire who genuinely believes he's merging with the collective consciousness.”

The company's board has declined to comment on whether the chatbot qualifies as a related party under existing corporate governance policies.

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I want to make a lot of money. I just don't want to work that hard for it.