S Janiak

guitars/vox & sweepstakes freak. pet lover. beer drinker.

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"Gonna dance with my baby till her mouth is blue
On Saturday night... Saturday night" - misheard Bay City Rollers

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"crowds would gather in shitty porticos like this to shop, socialize or listen to the great philosophers of the age" - misheard rick steves video

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"boneless homeless chicken breasts" - misheard commercial

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"get pegged in the aspercreme" - extremely misheard commercial

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"from the very first call, we treat you like ding-a-ling" - misheard lawyer commercial

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"plus five ghouls to help you clean and exfoliate" - misheard price is right

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"so they can have clearer skin and less bitch" - misheard commercial

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"a weekend trip to Smuggler's Aunt, Vermont!" - misheard price is right

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"let's get a little stinky update" - misheard nfl announcer

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"it's party night on an all new masked senator" - misheard commercial

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“This seems like a great place to rumble” - misheard wife in a loud honky tonk bar

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"is it gay or nay for snow this winter?" - misheard tv meteorologist (from 10.23.22)

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"we have a lot of sunshine now that the clowns are departing" - misheard weather girl (from 9.22.22)

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"boomers poured in from around the world" - misheard news (from 9.19.22)

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"this washer and dryer have fast and slow spin cycles to accommodate nefarious laundry needs" - misheard Price is Right

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"plus its delicious pee flavor is #1 with dogs" - misheard commercial

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"new windows: no pants for 32 months!" - misheard commercial

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“dick pillows for hope” - misheard newscaster

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“make a witch foundation” - misheard news 🧙‍♀️

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"the supply is low but the banana is high" - misheard news show