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[satpalram @satpalram]

Bring back Tweetbot

[satpalram @satpalram]

Saw the kit in the flesh yesterday. It’s toilet. #LFC

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

True to the original. Refined for today’s game. 😮‍💨

Explained: The subtleties behind our 2026-27 adidas home kitTrue to the original. Refined for today’s game. 😮‍💨

Explained: The subtleties behind our 2026-27 adidas home kitTrue to the original. Refined for today’s game. 😮‍💨

Explained: The subtleties behind our 2026-27 adidas home kitTrue to the original. Refined for today’s game. 😮‍💨

Explained: The subtleties behind our 2026-27 adidas home kitTrue to the original. Refined for today’s game. 😮‍💨

Explained: The subtleties behind our 2026-27 adidas home kitTrue to the original. Refined for today’s game. 😮‍💨

Explained: The subtleties behind our 2026-27 adidas home kit.

[satpalram @satpalram]

@PhilBlundell Hull, Ipswich, Coventry: dullest set of new aways?

[satpalram @satpalram]

@PhilBlundell Anything other than the powers of two is silly.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Birds masturbate.

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Remember when he won (and lifted) the lot? 🏆🔴

[satpalram @satpalram]

@thottbaio She’s still wondering about it now

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Happy Birthday, Alan Hansen ❤️

[satpalram @satpalram]

The market has spoken.

We’re totally fucked.

[satpalram @satpalram]

@TheAnfieldWrap Not theirs until he puts the shirt on.

[satpalram @satpalram]

@PhilBlundell I’ll bet you five (virtual) pounds he scores

[satpalram @satpalram]

@PhilBlundell You’re betting against The Big Man to bag?!

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

DOUBLE the battery life of an iPhone by putting the fucking thing down. (via @steve_stringer)

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

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[Babble @Babble____]

Can't stop laughing at this 😂

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

✍ Neil's article on the sacking of Arne Slot

📲 Read here: https://t.co/MfnWTQaBLO

[satpalram @satpalram]

My old PE teacher would’ve made each of them apologise to each ball for sitting on it.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

42:48 - Arsenal have only been behind for a total of 42 minutes and 48 seconds in the @ChampionsLeague this season; the lowest total of any side.

The Gunners' total match time in this edition is 1354:20, meaning they've been behind for just 3% of their games.

Resolve.

[Beth Lindop @beth_lindop]

I think/hope history will remember Arne Slot kindly. Ultimately think a clean slate this summer is the right call for both parties but the scale of his achievement last season - and of the dignified manner in which he led the club last summer - should never be understated.

[AK @Kearnsy1906]

Best for all parties, but should have announced that before the last game. League winning manager deserved a thank you.

[satpalram @satpalram]

When are they bringing out shorts & socks that match the top?

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

A first outing for our 26/27 home kit �A first outing for our 26/27 home kit �A first outing for our 26/27 home kit �A first outing for our 26/27 home kit �A first outing for our 26/27 home kit �A first outing for our 26/27 home kit 🔴

[satpalram @satpalram]

@OptaJoe @premierleague At least? So I can pick (c) and include all the above.