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[Aaron Ginn @aginnt]

1/ Houston, TX hospital capacity update:

“What you’ve been hearing is a report that we are at 97% or so capacity...Exactly one year ago, it was at 95%. It is completely normal for us to have ICU capacities that run in the 80s - 90s. That’s how all of us operate hospitals...”

[drunkestein @ahmedheshamm4]

man i be overthinking these

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts https://t.co/fEQNL5VLBx

[victor ❂ @victxrswrld]

This literally looks like an episode of Parks and Rec.

[Marty Mush @martymush]

Having ourselves a day https://t.co/BZwkhBdt2Z

[Andrew Satterfield @sattydaddy]

@FlyFrontier I have been on hold for two hours. I can’t fly anywhere because you’ve canceled flights to so many cities. I need help

[Andrew Satterfield @sattydaddy]

@FlyFrontier can you help me? No one answers the phone when I call. I have a flight credit and am unable to use it and would like a refund. Thank you

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

This 2 minute video, which unfolded on live tv, is the story of what it is to be Black in America. The Black family tries to flag police for help—then police arrest THEM.

[Kervv 🗯 @_kervj]

Seth Rogen fighting off the All Lives Matter people

[Andrew Satterfield @sattydaddy]

@swirlyhippo Love how she was so against a 9-5 and is leveraging her paralegal skillz lol

[Micah Persell @MicahPersell]

Been distance-teaching Romeo and Juliet to my freshmen and one of them sent me this meme today and I have never been more fulfilled in this job
#TeacherLife

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Thank you, Roger https://t.co/yJcPaUHWeq

[Andrew Satterfield @sattydaddy]

A legend and national hero

[Andrew Satterfield @sattydaddy]

These restaurants better have 100s for food inspection when they reopen

[Andrew Satterfield @sattydaddy]

@UberEats can you guys help me? Your chat bot failed big time

[sami @samiwert]

i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

DeVos: Thank you for everything you do

Kid: I'm not the teacher

DeVos: Gonna be honest I still don't get how this whole school thing works

[InmanRoshi @InmanRoshi]

@benshapiro Last time I saw a celebration like this, the Rains of Castamere was playing in the background.