Eel◞ 🩷

𖹭 Never be game over .ᐟ SEVENTEEN ⋮ HE/HIM ⸝⸝
⧽ follow my gimmick @dayssinceblue ˖Ი𐑼⋆

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

Hai I want to make friends (I'm not a vampire) and meet new people (NOT vampires lol) but I STRUGGLE (I'm not a vampire tho so IDK why) so #promotwt #moothunt
I also really like analog horror and a lot of music and human stuff (NOT VAMPIRE STUFF) so Hai yah hai heeelllo!

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

@original_twiggy Exactly! That's what people missed with this; I have friends who are vegan both online and irl and when they're not performative actavists like the ones on twitter. They're completely normal people and we're able to have coherent conversations about it!

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

Why r online vegans so performative, nobody gaf if u eat meat or don't ur not oppressed u just have a food preference and the only reason people hate you is because you shove it down people's throats??? ✌️😭

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

I think a big issue with a lot of TWD fans is that they can't separate the actor from the character #JUSTSAYING!!!!

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

Bro please stop liking my bullshit tweets I liked it better when the same 3 people liked my stuff

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

@lastknightalive I like Negan as a villain and all the good guy shit they try to pull just means he's overstayed his welcome by wayyy too long. I like looking at JDM but it gets to a point where it's not worth it 💔

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

Watching TWD and saying "Rick can't handle allat but I can" Everytime Michonne is on screen 🙏

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

They're taking me out back and shooting me for this

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

I have to keep a food diary for my doctor and I completely spaced it until I picked up the blue milk

[nad 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @carylesbian]

im hiding a bite during a zombie apocalypse idgaf. tf Expose myself and get killed? Fuck that im eating everyone

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

I'll never forget when this happened to me and bro back in 2023 because of it 😭🙏

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

We all have that 1 hb we plan on eating in an apocalypse situation 🙏

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

We all have that 1 hb we plan on eating in an apocalypse situation 🙏

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

Why is Rick Grimes always sopping wet or covered in blood omg free him 😭😭😭😭😭

[Greenery 🍀🔮 @GreeneryUma]

This is my Uma tier list, please be nice

[creecher @supercreaturwow]

i met Hi she’s black

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

Naughty meets app. I didn't say you were allowed to do that. 👿👿👿👿👿

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

Is satan being summoned outside of my window or some shit holy fuck

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

@superachesnoopy

[𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘵𝘰𝘯, 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 ✪ @superachesnoopy]

talked with oomf about performative behavior and we got sidetracked by burgers

[mawia @rottedbrainz]

you can already do this, i want muse hung by his ugly ass fat fuzzy white ankles and skinned alive and waterboarded with vinegar

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

Not you Dr. Strangelove... Never you...

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

You can really tell AI users believe they have a right to live

[Eel◞ 🩷 @satuniversumi]

MY BLUETOOTH MOUSE IS DYING PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME TODAY I NEED YOU ALIVE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ARCHIBALD PLEASE