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oh well, oh well. guess i’ll see you in hell.

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I can’t wait to get married and not invite any of my dads side of the family lmao
What are they gonna do? Summon my dad to haunt me?

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Demi had me clutching my pearls when she said “you call me they but I’m still daddy’s girl.”

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I am so tired of listening to Scott Disick whine and cry about the bed he made himself.

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The best feeling in the world is when my baby is upset and crying and I hold him and let him latch and his whole body just relaxes in my arms. I did that, I’m his safe space. 🥹💕

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Me when I get less than 80 likes on Instagram- ☹️☹️☹️

Me when I get 2 likes on Twitter- 🤠🤠🤠

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I just realized that the first graders I taught when I did student teaching my senior year are now tenth graders and holy hell I’m getting old.

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If I had just one wish, it would be that my neighbors stop parking their ugly minivan right in front of my house.

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If I ever made a mean joke and hurt your feelings- good. I meant it.

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I’m so hungry I could eat those weird turtle-back waffle fries from chickfila

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After a long five years of renting a room to my grandmother, I am so happy to say she is all moved out and my family of four has our home to ourselves. 🙌🏼 I love that woman dearly but this was long overdue.

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My baby slept for 6 straight hours last night, which sounds like a great thing but unfortunately it means I was awake every hour to check his breathing like a maniac.

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If I don’t get a nursing job in womens health (preferably labor and delivery) I’m going to be so sad. I was made to advocate for women.

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Sometimes my boob mushes against the baby’s nose while he’s nursing and he has to choose between eating and breathing. He has not once chosen breathing and that’s why he’s almost 12lbs.

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I drive a renegade but I think I’m gonna start doing the jeep wave at wranglers just to piss them off

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All two of my friends are busy at work right now so I just keep snapping and texting them my random assortment of thoughts and feelings mixed with tiktoks and hope they can catch up when they have a break

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I’ve got moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
*aggressively dances in grocery store*

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Who’s gonna walk me down the aisle? ☹️

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I love the pregnancy test commercials that have been showing women excited to get negative tests. Not all women want to carry a child 😙😙😙

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Breastfeeding is really cool if you like to drop everything you’re doing every hour and a half to nurse for 30 mins. Anyways 8 weeks strong 💪🏼