Saturated Fats

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@aptakhin I want a ticket!

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@TheTechLeadConf @aptakhin I want a ticket!

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Tipid nga!

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May churchmate ako nakasuot ng ganito.

Me: Anong tawag jan kapag hinubad mo?

C: Ano?

Me: Carbon dioxide 😃

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Q: Anong tawag sa farm na malapit?

A: Near-m

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Can you call a successor a successor if he fails?

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Q: Anong tawag sa bahay ni Catriona Gray?

A: Gray Area

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Q: Anong tawag sa bulak na magkaibigan?

A: Cotton buds

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Q: Treasure ka ba?

Gusto kasi kitang ibaon sa hukay 👩‍🌾

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Use Bruno Mars in a sentence.

*dalawang magkumare nag-uusap*

M1: Mars, may bago akong aso!
M2: Wow, anong pangalan mars?
M1: Bruno, mars!!

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Nagrereklamo officemate ko sa ICT.

Me: Sir, ano ang ICT pag low-tech?

S: Huh? Hightech na ba yun???

M: Basta, ano ang lowtech na ICT?

S: Ano?

M: iProvince 😁😂🥳

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@jhomar_buquid Nyare?

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@inquirerdotnet luh pasignificant. pati memes ninanakaw mo na

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Ikaw na si Pinoymountainbiker ⛰️🚲

[Gideon Lasco @gideonlasco]

Thrilled to complete the 105 km- Banahaw Loop from San Pablo to Lucban via Nagcarlan and Majayjay and back via Tayabas and Sariaya! What a joy to view the majestic mountain in its different angles.

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Yukunasheyo 😂

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Longan kayo dyan!

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Q: Anong tawag pag sinipa ka ng saging?

A: Banana kick 🎂

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What if the correct spelling of 2021 is "2020(1)" ???

Fak it won't end til 2030! 😭

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Corny :( Ayun just documenting tonight's joke hehe

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Nag-eempake yung roommate ko. Tapos medyo nilalaro ng jowa nya yung mga gamit nya.

Jowa ni roomie: Ano 'to, sleeping bag? (Shakes the thing)

Roomie: Oo.

Me: 'Wag mong anuhin yang sleeping bag. Baka magising...