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she/her | looking for prodigal son friends

[hedy @saturnpeache]

my law textbook says ‘thinking about murder is not illegal and is none of the law’s business’ so normally as if thats not a hilarious way to phrase it

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and not a single one realised that taking your bike to the bar means cycling it back drunk

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partying with exchange students is craaaazy cus the americans want to flex how rich they are and will buy everyones drinks (no complaint) while the australian who swore he was gonna end the situationship is kissing said situationship in the corner and the scots girl was done by 7

[hedy @saturnpeache]

@natashahipp while my mom was there too 💀

[hedy @saturnpeache]

just got mistaken for my dads wife this is actually the worst thing thats ever happened to me

[hedy @saturnpeache]

my mom banned me from the uni intro week because my cousin got so drunk he got picked up by police and she said she didnt want me doing that but ive just been told its compulsory attendance. im not even in the country

[hedy @saturnpeache]

let there be hotel complaints and grievances raised and that kind of love

[hozier bot @hozierlyricsbot]

Oh, let there be damage ensued and tabloid news
And that kind of love

[hedy @saturnpeache]

they never ask about the ones i actually like

[hedy @saturnpeache]

when the sewing project i hate the most is the one that has people asking where i bought it

[hedy @saturnpeache]

explained the concept of barbenheimer to my dad and its consumed him

[hedy @saturnpeache]

listening to this before i go do barbenheimer for the second time

[hedy @saturnpeache]

summer reading update im really not coping well at all with how ‘the secret history’ ends tbh i thought it was gonna be a bit of scholarly fun a la dead poets society (which also doesnt end well tbh) lmfao i couldnt have been more wrong

[hedy @saturnpeache]

my dad has this weirdo cat that sits like hes contemplating the universe or smthg

[hedy @saturnpeache]

me when my university was mentioned for like 2 seconds in oppenheimer

[hedy @saturnpeache]

@RosesAnd1Violet we paid her in lots of love and attention naturally

[hedy @saturnpeache]

found a cat in our hotel room and it looks just as surprised to see us as we are to see it

[hedy @saturnpeache]

@RosesAnd1Violet she does belong to the hotel we have discovered 😂 they have a couple cats on staff. shes the concierge

[hedy @saturnpeache]

@d_gtweets this is actually the second time this has happened to me 😭 they said theyd fixed it the first time but i guess they didnt!! idk how ive been living ‘without parents’ and child services didnt come check on that

[hedy @saturnpeache]

was trying to request my student loans and instead found out the government hasnt legally registered my parents as my parents and im legally parentless so thats gonna be a massive headache to fix 🎉

[hedy @saturnpeache]

@TillymaryBright according to the government website its either
1. my dad didnt claim me
2. my parents are dead
3. i dont know who my legal parents are
4. i have no information on my legal parents

its actually none of the above i just have a foreign birth certificate. this has happened before

[hedy @saturnpeache]

@d_gtweets were gonna make it a good decade 🎉

[hedy @saturnpeache]

officially 20 now 😔