DayJoe 🪐

i make music sometimes.@lfc 🌟

[Bossolamilekan @bossolamilekan1]

If you vex me, I'll post all your car collection😡😡😡, you have 7 lambo or not?? 😡

[SUPREMOS 🤍🐘 @DONJAZZY]

Truth dey there. Apart from her mama, brothers and sister sha.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"Better to be a soldier in a time of peace, than a farmer in a time of war"

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

Paid for my 5 year old cuz to sit in a Keke one time and the woman wey enter next begin vex say i dey spoil am 😂

Money i no collect from you o 🤣

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

i give them 3 weeks they’ll come up with something.

[C. Raymond ♟ @charlesraymondn]

I hope you randomly come across 8,000 odds wey go boom this weekend.

You deserve am.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

You’re very stupid

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Nigerians should join you and do what? Make I boycott the only bank app for my phone wey no dey fail ? You Dey crase ???

[SUPREMOS 🤍🐘 @DONJAZZY]

Thanks thanks but i no really need am o. too much flower fit turn forest. In the words of OBO " I know who i be" 🐘

[dave. ⭐ @whotfiszigzag]

my elder brother is the symbol of hope for me

bro was broke asf in 2023, he almost sold his infinix phone then just to survive 😂 but now he credits me huge amounts of money, sometimes randomly.

ngl it gives me a sense of hope that life actually gets better with time

[dolapo @gammalin20]

she dunk on am like three times bro😭😭😭

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

As a gadgets and electronics vendor, no phone on earth has a better resale value than the iPhone.

Even at that, you'll sell 10 iPhones before you sell one Samsung.

I don't know how Apple have managed to build this occultic customer base coz people are actively buying iPhones.

[Eyitayo❣️💫 @eyitayo_akanke]

Go back home, ask your mother to open her chest for you, maybe she didn't breastfeed you enough

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

Your competitors are showing us a lot more. You need to step up your game.

[chié @terex444]

Inside the bus to CMS and someone's mother was about to open her mouth and kabash and someone said *please ma shut up it's too early" 😭😭😂

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

If you know him, you won’t catch cruise with him .. this man will fetch water, wash other colleagues clothes , hawk peanuts and gala, sleep in cells.. cos he wasn’t able to pay his children school fees and meet up with his family needs the first time he got the work and couldn’t meet up with the requirements ..they withdrew him .. still he wrote exams and came back .. kudos to Baba Quadri fr.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at Taron Egerton in ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’.

The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.

[‏ً @cciisko]

12pm tomorrow you go realize the different delicacies that 4k fit give you

[Ajike🦋❤️ @symply_jike]

You guys should meet Olubadan of Ibadan land.💕

[We$t @flygodT]

At some point you ask yourself what’s the point of having kids inside this mess, what plan does the nation have for the future generations?

You hear other nations talking about their plans for children that won’t be born in the next 30 years, what plan does your government even have for you today?