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[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[Woodsy Corner. @muncorner]

Guys, misal nih, MISAL. Lu intense chatting with someone but somehow at some point, it's making you feel too attached? You feel a lil bit sad when they slow responding you? Then you get v happy every time they answer. It still can be platonic, right? Please say yes... 🪵

[Tanyarlfes @tanyarlfes]

💚 Pernah gk sih lu kepikiran ternyata kentut kita itu aslinya ruh dari makanan yg kita makan, terus poop itu jasadnya. Sender jadi sedih mikirinnya 😭

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[sabo @plisitin]

: km cakep bgt deh
: hihi makasi ya
: kaya apotek kopdes
: apotek kopdes???
: iya, gaada obat
: hhe

[🥀 @boxxtoc]

Dari sekian banyak pidato, pidato kali ini bener bener nyesek

Rakyat yang bayar gaji kalian, dikritik malah dibales:

“EMANG GUE PIKIRIN” dan disambut tepuk tangan yang meriah

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Look at the date.

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[Cow @haloopulici]

istri gue di masa depan kemungkinan sekarang lagi pura pura ketawa sama jokes ga lucu pacar nya, be patient honey the real clown otw

[swan. @Swanketigaaa]

"Anies mah didemo juga kabur"

Pak anies:

[bia @bersuwara_]

“yaudah, kalau ngga bisa beli bensin jalan kaki aja”

TROTOAR LU NOHHHHH BOLONG BOLONGGGG trotoar aja dipake buat parkir liar segala gala nyuruh jalan kaki

[y @ysuckme]

you gotta pray man… even on your best day

[27. @dimvji]

no one knows my next move. not even me

[َ @aloaloksksks]

Damn all this overthinking and l still make dumb decisions

[kur karampruy @babynaatu]

yaAllah tolong hilangin kebiasaan pengen ngilang dari org org plis

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[👑 @kinderorchestra]

reinkarnasi menjadi seorang presiden yang memperistri seskab seksi

aku pingsan karena kehausan di tengah gurun pasir sumeru. menjelang ajalku kupikir aku akan masuk ke neraka, namun aku terbangun sebagai presiden yang memiliki seorang sekretaris kabinet montok bernama alhaitham.

[s @yoongienthusias]

men do it all the time, live your truth queen