Satvik Jain

X is my spam insta account

[Satvik Jain @SatvikJain03]

Ab mai bada hogya hu, poora samosa khud kha leta hu

[jai sharma @jpeesharma]

(1/n)🚨 Another techie attacked in Bengaluru.

My son, a Bengaluru techie, was brutally assaulted on 31st Aug near MKR Sports Arena, Thubarahalli.

The attacker (EcoSport KA 03 MY 294) is on video saying:
“Go to Marathahalli Police Station and tell my name is Gagan Reddy.”

[Satvik Jain @SatvikJain03]

Eating watermelons in front of new people is a stressful task

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If Urdu was a girl, I'd definitely have a crush on her

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@shreyaa2004 Not letting anyone third wheel me and my chaap

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@GemsOfReplies Jaisi karni waisi karni

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jk I never attended classes

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Being a BITSian gives you the right to tell your kids that you had to cross the desert at 50° just to attend classes

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Kaafi der hogyi reels dekhte dekhte zara instagram band karke instagram khol leta hu

[Satvik Jain @SatvikJain03]

TIL: Peaks in Utah are called nipples

[Satvik Jain @SatvikJain03]

@windaeyz Cloudy seems fitting

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Gonna schedule happy birthday messages for the entire gang now on Instragram 😼

[Satvik Jain @SatvikJain03]

@shreyaa2004 True perfectionist would say that you missed the mark by 1.038

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Typical Indian households don't ask you "chai ya coffee?", they ask "chai ke sath meetha lenge ya namkeen?"

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@iTanayVaswani Bro's trying to find rent money for BLR

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@Akshun_13 Sharks

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"Plenty of fish in the sea" is something a fisherman would say, not a treasure hunter.

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Cutie spotted @zomato

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And just like that, you become old enough to start eating that discolored bit of banana.

[Satvik Jain @SatvikJain03]

When in blr, don't take too much load. Just saying kannada Gothilla and move on