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zui zuzui zuzui zu zui zui

[A @thipsays]

yaar Spotify please let me see who’s liking my playlists i need to know who the real ones are 😩

[ishan :/ @ishanisbaka]

angrezo ki ramayan i am coming for you #theodyssey

[A @thipsays]

Opp in law

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[jame @kloogans]

face ID forcing me to lock in when i'm too whimsical

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw

[海をかくひと @towa_sea_art]

僕が好きな海を描きました

[Abby @abbynotabba]

@annsvillie Phil "You know The Blind Side about the black kid who played tight end"
Alex "Offensive line"
Phil "Sorry African American kid"

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

they should invent eyes you can rub without consequences

[Joe @josephradhik]

Last 48 hrs in the Mumbai.

[Samarth @iamstake]

7:30pm in mumbai on the longest day of the year

[kannu @chupkarkannu]

i like saying #watdatmean while knowing exactly what it means

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[mauj masti enjoyer @safespace1809]

Yeh aura farming kharif hoti hai ya rabi

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[deleting tweet] too coherent

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords